Oh…

So… You’ll choose your gender when you become a pony too?

Possibly offensive question incoming.

You’re a guy, right?

I can’t think of any combinations that won’t look feminine…

How about just a brown coat with dark red hair? Similar to what you look like now.

Maybe a white highlight somewhere… I don’t know…

Well, I had some formal instruction.

Mostly I’m just playing by sheet music. It’s infinitely easier.

Hello, alternate Octavia!

What’s good?

You sure you’re okay? ‘Cause when you said rope, I was ready to fight for my life!

I wouldn’t, no.

You’re looking for a composer. I’m just a performer.

Since it’s over, I might as well explain. I was accused of helping Sweetie Belle cheat on her homework several times, which was bull-… Not true. However, that didn’t change the fact that evidently Sweetie was struggling in the classroom, but not at home. She knows the material, but she’s having trouble staying focused in class.

I had Sweetie tested for an IEP (if you don’t know what it is, don’t worry about it), but I sat in with her that time. She freaken aced the thing… She logically pieced together answers for material her classroom hasn’t even covered yet!

The school can’t give her an IEP if they can’t recognize a problem, and I can’t reliably stay with her all day.

So now, nobody knows what the hay to do.

I just dropped off Sweetie. Mint, I’m on my way to the hospital.

Can you give me a few hours? I’m about to head into a meeting with Sweetie Belle. It’s kinda important.

I’ll come over and soon as I can.

Yes, I know what you’re talking about. But you get this instead.

My apologies if the lyrics are explicit. To be honest, I can’t understand a darn thing they’re saying!

This is why I don’t like death metal. If it were just an instrumental, it’d be pretty flippin’ sick!

Oops! I’ll fix that right away!

Thanks!

Drums and Tuba are excellent insturments too!

Speaking of drums… I was messing around with some audio files and found a way to dramatically lower the reverberation on the drums in Decisive Battle and Pokey Means Business, while also normalizing the resulting shift in volume. What comes out are considerably less industrial sounding drums (Not that industrial is bad, it was just an experiment).

I’ll upload the two as one file tonight, see what everypony thinks.

I sure do!

These two are my favorite I’ve ever played!

This one is awesome too! Thanks to Applebloom for requesting it!

And… Plug to the newest one…

Cool!

What kind of pony? I mean, do you get to choose?

Sounds like an expansion to an MMO. You know, one of those crappy foreign ones that get developed and spat out in a year.

Be substantially more awesome than you are currently.

Then become a package deliverer!