Ask Lyra

So, are you saying that Sweetie is a gosh darn genius?

Heh heh; that’d be pretty awesome.

No, it just means she tests in at or above average. She’s not about to skip a grade ahead or anything.

Minty in the Sky, with Diamonds: @Lyra and two Trixies.. »

Would it be possible for you get me something from SugarCube Corner? Trixie and I need to have a talk.
*Hands Lyra a bag of bits* Thats should be enough, just keep the change.

Alright. I’ll be back later.

Minty in the Sky, with Diamonds: @Lyra and two Trixies.. »

diamondmint:

I know Lyra, I’m sorry. I just wanted out of that place really bad, and I knew you were busy. I even called Gilda, and she said no.
I’m sorry, I guess it was kinda stupid of me.

Scolding done for the moment. Are you alright? Is there anything I can get you?

Do you have any STDs?

Anonymous

Wouldn’t you know it, I’ve been asked this before.

Answer is still no.

Had to?~ whys that?~

askraincloud-deactivated2012012

A lot of the pieces I do are a lot more complicated than what I played in school.

hey lyra wazzup. what do you think about cupcakes fanfic??

paemerbiksem

Haven’t read it. Don’t care.

World’s dark enough without punks making garbage up and trying to ruin a pony’s image.

I-I can sing off of sheet music~ but i dont really know what most of the notes mean~

askraincloud-deactivated2012012

I’ve been learning more about that lately. Sort of had to!

the world might not end, but a polymorphing spell is pretty difficult since I'm trying to permanently be a pony... I could end up as a different creature...

theblackstrawberry

Oh…

I hope it works too. That could end pretty badly.

thegreatestandmostpowerful:

asklyra:
She what?! Mint should know better than that!
Headed there instead.
Tell her I can’t go… I want to but I’m with Drake and Midnight and Octavia. Tell her I sent her a big hug and kiss.

Alright. Thanks for letting me know.

I hope the spell works...

theblackstrawberry

Good luck!

It’s not the end of the world if it doesn’t, though!

thegreatestandmostpowerful:

asklyra:
No idea where Mint is, and Gilda isn’t answering.
Guess I’ll just head home.
Mint walked home from the hospital.
yeah.

She what?! Mint should know better than that!

Headed there instead.

No idea where Mint is, and Gilda isn’t answering.

Guess I’ll just head home.

I remember that day. That was the day when I stopped questioning the logic of Greenvale and began taking everything at face value. You know, when a man's dog provides the weapon that was the key to that man's death, you sort of give up trying to make sense of it all.

askagentyork-deactivated2012021

Good thing you didn’t collect all the bones at once. You might have missed it!

oh lol, i'll probably stick to colt.

theblackstrawberry

Brown and a dark red mane/tail should work out out fine.

I'm thinking I might try playing the Legendary Guitar Grecotch instead of just hitting Shadows with it next time they show up. Do you have any idea how dangerous should I expect the effects of playing punk rock on what seems to be some sort of divine instrument to be?

askagentyork-deactivated2012021

I wouldn’t expect it to be dangerous to you. Possibly to anypony, or anything around you.

Say, did you get the unlimited revolver from Kaysen’s dog?