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only 2... what happens when i run out? can i renew my admiration points?
Sure!
Just sign this dotted line…
Don’t bother to read the contract. It doesn’t say anything important!
*head grows big and talks like Heavy* NO! *head shrinks back to normal and flies off by spinning my leaf*
Oh asterisks, you so crazy.
Is that somepony else Rarity?
Not who I had in mind at the time, no.
You don’t have much of a hoof in that matter.
Lyra Pony is the best pony.
Thanks.
How many you got left?
Hm, I see. I usually prefer not to ask what's wrong anyways, to be honest. Sometimes, I feel as if it's not really something I should know, ya know? Like... I shouldn't be barging in on other pony's businesses :U Anyways, doing fine, things uneventful around me as of late.
I'm making an effort to be less cold and heartless. The books on this said I should ask how somepony is doing, so I picked a pony at random. And I'm glad to hear that you're doing okay.
Makes sense.
I suppose I should return the pleasantry. Though to be honest, I’m more concerned with somepony else you know.
So how have you been lately, Lyra?
Somehow, I didn’t expect it to come from you.
In the grand scheme of things, I’m alright.
'ey *strokes your mane* How's it going? o:
Not as well as I was.
And no, that isn’t an open invitation to ask me what’s wrong either.
Or to ask me anyway just to be poetically ironic.
How are you?
Old request from a while back.
Trust me Lyra~ it's very romantic~ I would play that song with my coltfriend if it had words~
Well, I’m uploading a romantic tune right now. Sort of coincidence, sort of not.
I've seen in a bunch of cartoons that if you lose your memory you can just hit the person over the head and they'll get it back. I propose Gilda proceeds with this experiment and we see how it goes.
Or they could just go to Princess Celestia and have her cast the stupid spell.
You know, like I suggested two days ago.
Hey uh, good on you for trying to keep things moving with Rarity, but perhaps antagonizing the gigantic dragon is a bad idea.
I haven’t done anything yet.
But I will if this isn’t solved. I need an excuse better than, ‘Somepony is better off if you didn’t exist.’
But aren't you always sitting wrong?

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Subjective.
I was basically sitting with no lower back support.
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Exactly like how I’m sitting right now… Hold on. I have a special cushion for this.
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There we go!