OMG Lyra. Dis dood souns lik a giantagic prep. u huff mai goffik sauroness.
B: What is she saying at the end? I get seriousness, but-
I haven’t a clue.
Any chance I could still visit you? Will you please see my show Monday?
Will you still be here tomorrow, or Monday?
B: That’s not really up to me, now is it?
So has this colt being poking fun at personal things about you... Like the fact you're a mint that has adopted a marshmallow, or the fact you're a mint dating a teddy bear?
AnonymousB: A bear? Is what what you’re up to these days?
Celestia [omitted] all to [omitted]…
B: My word… Is he a big bear?
Ugh…
B: Goodness me, that is big.
Just shut up…
Dat sux. U wanna barrow mai gun?
B: A gun?
B: Would you like to borrow this mare’s gun, Lyra?
…
B: I’m sorry, I didn’t catch that-Would you like to kill me? Not like I’m taking time out of my day or anything to be here.
…
B: I didn’t think so, but I just wanted to check.
do you really want to be a human
AnonymousB: And exactly what is this one about?
I… I got nothin’…
B: Suit yourself.
Lyra your sidebar is really amazing...good stuff!
B: They really are pretty good, Lyra. A lot better than back at the castle.
They’re just recordings, they aren’t live or anything… I splice sections together to get them to sound right…
B: All that means is you’ve found a way to present yourself better. Should have been doing that years ago.
LYRA YOU SAID PRICK AND THAT'S AN OFFENSIVE WORD
AnonymousSorry!
B: You baby these foals too much, Lyra.
Hay Liera wut is goin on poni?
B: The [omitted] did that mare say?
I have a house “guest” right now. Nothing to be concerned about.
This CUE agent seems to be pretty depressing. I'm guessing they never were given any training on trying to be considerate of the feelings of the public.
B: Two sentences and I already don’t like this guy.
Lay off! He’s had a hard life!
B: Are you talking about him, me, or having gender confusion about yourself?
Really? I think you would look quiet good with a chin. A huge chin!
AnonymousB: Quiet good? We got us a winner here.
If you’re just going to be a prick, you can get up and go.
B: He’s the one asking for you to get a chin implant and look like a stallion.
Mr. Suit, you better check yourself, before you wreck yourself, you friendless little colt.
B: Get a grip. I’m just saying take a step back. Breathe. Either way, Lyra isn’t exactly the best pony to be using as an emotional crutch.
He’s… He’s kinda right, Strawberry. If something happens to me, I don’t want you to kill yourself or anything. I’d feel horrible!
What's with the other voice? Are you Deadpool?
AnonymousNo. There’s somepony else in the room with me.
It's okay, I just didn't want you to disappear... I'm just going to bring a pillow.
I’m not going anywhere, I promise.
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Nothing to add this time?
B: I wouldn’t make promises I couldn’t keep if I were you.
… How… How can you say that…?
B: No one is promised tomorrow, Lyra. And this guy seems a little too attached to you.
Are you at least able to play video games or go the bathroom in private? Would you rather be in the hospital with a broken leg than stuck in your current situation? Have you ever considered getting a chin surgically implanted?
AnonymousB: Not like it would matter if-
Don’t. I’m not playing. I’m not joking. I swear to Celestia, don’t say another word about it.
B: Fine.
I’ve never considered getting chin surgery, no.
