Hay Liera wut is goin on poni?
B: The [omitted] did that mare say?
I have a house “guest” right now. Nothing to be concerned about.
This CUE agent seems to be pretty depressing. I'm guessing they never were given any training on trying to be considerate of the feelings of the public.
B: Two sentences and I already don’t like this guy.
Lay off! He’s had a hard life!
B: Are you talking about him, me, or having gender confusion about yourself?
Really? I think you would look quiet good with a chin. A huge chin!
AnonymousB: Quiet good? We got us a winner here.
If you’re just going to be a prick, you can get up and go.
B: He’s the one asking for you to get a chin implant and look like a stallion.
Mr. Suit, you better check yourself, before you wreck yourself, you friendless little colt.
B: Get a grip. I’m just saying take a step back. Breathe. Either way, Lyra isn’t exactly the best pony to be using as an emotional crutch.
He’s… He’s kinda right, Strawberry. If something happens to me, I don’t want you to kill yourself or anything. I’d feel horrible!
What's with the other voice? Are you Deadpool?
AnonymousNo. There’s somepony else in the room with me.
It's okay, I just didn't want you to disappear... I'm just going to bring a pillow.
I’m not going anywhere, I promise.
…
Nothing to add this time?
B: I wouldn’t make promises I couldn’t keep if I were you.
… How… How can you say that…?
B: No one is promised tomorrow, Lyra. And this guy seems a little too attached to you.
Are you at least able to play video games or go the bathroom in private? Would you rather be in the hospital with a broken leg than stuck in your current situation? Have you ever considered getting a chin surgically implanted?
AnonymousB: Not like it would matter if-
Don’t. I’m not playing. I’m not joking. I swear to Celestia, don’t say another word about it.
B: Fine.
I’ve never considered getting chin surgery, no.
Ya'know, you should sing a song, I bet that would make you feel better!
B: You really don’t want to hear her sing.
[omitted] you!
B: You need to chill out.
Easy for you to say! You aren’t responsible for the death of a dragon and ruining somepony’s life!
B: Not recently, no.
How are you coping with balding?
AnonymousB: You should try tearing less of your hair out.
Would you just go?!
B: You’re just lucky I’m the one here.
Monday evening is fine... Would it be possible to spend the night?
I guess so. There still isn’t really any place to sleep.
I'm sorry I had Celestia jump all over this.
AnonymousShe would have got involved one way or the other.
I just didn’t expect her to act in person.
Well, look at the "at least there's no salt in my wound" side. At least you aren't trapped in your house with a duck. Ducks are horrid creature, and are intolerable.
AnonymousB: Hmm. No, I suppose D isn’t here.
Hey! You want to answer questions, make your own ask page!
B: I don’t think so.
If by tomorrow it's okay, I'd like to hang out...
Sorry… I kinda want to spend tomorrow with Boscov…
Maybe Monday evening?
