Lͦ͆ͯ̔̔ͤ̚͠҉͎̰̰̪̪̻̪ͅẏ͚̟̄ͨ͗̉ͨ͝r̶̢̻̱͕͇̘̦̺̻̀͡a͇̦̘͌ͮͫͫ ̴̧͖̍̈̊̊̓̍ͫ̏i̠̜͐̿͌͛ś̰̱̟̣͈̞͌̏͆̉ ̸̡̮̘̲̣ͦ̇̏̓̾̅̅̽͞a͖͙͈̥͊͋͝͞ ̧͚̗̻̱̟͓ͧ͋̈͑g̛̲̥̪̱̒́͘o̧̙̖̔̌̌͑̓̐o̡͈̙̻̓̓͝d̴͓̲̪̮͓̖̾ͩ̉͌͛̎ͮ̀ͅ ̧̧̛̥̦̻̤̎̆ͩ̍̄̾̾p̵̸̜̱̝̖̌̅̔́͆͢o̸ͧ͑͌͆̅ͣ̎̚҉͓͓͉̥n͓͓͕͈͈̩̔̀̾͠ͅy̸̭͇͙̏̌ͦ̐ͯ̓̌̓͗́͠!͓͔́̆ͩ̌͌̍̏͠͝ ̡̧̦̟̣̻̼̍ͩ̎̏̅̒̏̆ͪE̢̖ͯ̅͡v̵̥͖͈̤͚͚̩͕̈́̌͆ͫͪ̅̐͜e̢̢̗̩̘̣ͨ́̓͒ͫ̈́̿ͭ̚̕ͅr̪͉ͪͣͧ̿̂̑́ͤỳ̵̺ͥ̾ͤ̚p̵̤̙̟̥̤͔͛̉ͣ̂ͮ̐̒̎̍͟͞ǒ̶̹̗͍͖̼̼̺͈̎̀̓͊͘n̷̟̟̣͓̼̯̽͂̔͑̆͟ŷ̺͍͛͛̎̅̐͡͡ ̡̞͔̞̥ͧ́̃̉͊́l̟̖̩͈̓̏͆̅̏̚ő͍ͮ͋̃͜v̰ͨ̀͡ͅè̴̪͉̣͈̯͇̳̰͡s̸͍̯͉̙̋̏͌̊ ̵̠͈͚̤̩̤ͦ̊̀ͯ̾͗h̦̩̰͚̻̟̿̃͊͗̓ͮͯ̃͟ͅͅe͐ͣ͗ͪ҉͔͍͡ͅř̶̡̥̝̩͕͚ͯ̄͒ͧ̎͟ͅͅ!
Anonymous
Thank you?
B: What is-…
Don’t-Don’t worry about it.
i wouldnt say you are the best pony, but i say that only because i have heard about some great ponies. but you are one of the best ponies i have met. our god-queen(s) sounds like she should be best poni, but i really havent met her so i wouldnt know.
B: I can definitely agree to that.
As long as it’s the right Princess Celestia.
D-Do you take song requests?~ or do you work on your own~
I have a folder I keep sheet music I’ve been submitted in. Sometimes I pull from that, sometimes I pick something out myself.
At least it seems like you and your.. buddy.. are getting along better! ~ ask-seapony-lyra
Anonymous
He’s an old friend. He’s just trying to get my goat and stop me from moping about.
B: That’s not to say I’m not prepared to do my job either.
Not not?
B: Now who’s trying to get who’s goat?
It uz siriusness ok!?7 BTW Lyro u tail dat prep 2 go anh exploud.
Go explode, prep.
B: I’ll be sure to.
Well, my bad Fanfiction-ese is a bit rusty, but I believe Raven-whatever said: "My word, Lyra! This person seems to be quite unpleasant. You have my condolences."
B: Hey! You could answer this with a clip from that old Hong Kong Phooey show! The opening, just before the theme song, where he says-
“Could be!” Yeah, I’ve done it before.
B: Oh…
I read it as "gothic sourness", but that still doesn't make sense. Anyway, I must concur with the land kitty: You are my favorite pony that looks like me and has the same name (or, if we're going with birth names, a similar name) ~ ask-seapony-lyra
Anonymous
B: Seapony?
That’s not that half of it.
Lyra pony, is the best pony. So stuff it Mr. Suit.
B: I’ve never worn a suit in my life. And while ‘best’ seems a little… presumptuous, all things considered, she certainly is quite a mare.
Thanks…
You don't know me, which is probably for the best... but I've been observing the goings on here for a while now and would like to extend to you an offer for any aid you may need, please feel free to call upon me any time and don't worry about your "friends", I'm sure I can think up quite a few ways to keep them occupied... Now if you'll excuse me, I think I have a fire to put out in the back of the workshop... again.
B: You contacting third parties now?
No. Whoever this is, thank you for the offer, but I’d rather you didn’t get involved.
minty, err.. lyra. lyra whats this guy and doing who is he? he is making all your answers sound sad, i thought you were a happy pony. i dont like this guy.
It’s not his fault. I’m not exactly in a happy mood.
OMG Lyra. Dis dood souns lik a giantagic prep. u huff mai goffik sauroness.
B: What is she saying at the end? I get seriousness, but-
I haven’t a clue.
Any chance I could still visit you? Will you please see my show Monday?
Will you still be here tomorrow, or Monday?
B: That’s not really up to me, now is it?
So has this colt being poking fun at personal things about you... Like the fact you're a mint that has adopted a marshmallow, or the fact you're a mint dating a teddy bear?
Anonymous
B: A bear? Is what what you’re up to these days?
Celestia [omitted] all to [omitted]…
B: My word… Is he a big bear?
Ugh…
B: Goodness me, that is big.
Just shut up…
Dat sux. U wanna barrow mai gun?
B: A gun?
B: Would you like to borrow this mare’s gun, Lyra?
…
B: I’m sorry, I didn’t catch that-Would you like to kill me? Not like I’m taking time out of my day or anything to be here.
…
B: I didn’t think so, but I just wanted to check.
do you really want to be a human
Anonymous
B: And exactly what is this one about?
I… I got nothin’…
B: Suit yourself.
