So you're saying that you've never run into any kind of government bureaucracy where the front hooves didn't know what the back ones were doing? Besides, I never claimed to be higher or lower than anyone... I'm just a pony with a workshop where I build things, do the occasional repair job for somepony, sell parts once in a while, and sometimes, just sometimes, others bring their problems to me and I fix them. Ms. Lyra, my door is always open for you, I also build and repair musical instruments.
Do you like... mmmmmm... bananas?
Anonymous
I absolutely adore being asked the same question more than once. Especially when that question is a forced meme!
You still haven't had to deal with ducks though, right? Just remember Lyra, ducks are the point of a true, complete, utterly hopeless, irredeemable, despairing situation. However, I do believe anything without ducks still have the tiniest chance of being set as straight as possible, and I believe the same for your situation. Unless there are ducks in it.
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[Snort]
No! No! It’s nothing! I know what you were getting at and it’s not any kind of innuendo! It’s just… If you knew what I knew you’d realize how funny and true that sounds!
Excuse me-!
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Oh Celestia- Ha ha ha ha ha! [Gasp] HAH HAH HAH! Bee would be rolling on the floo~r! AAAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAA~!
Where was Sweetie during all of this?
Anonymous
The night things went south, I was taken away. She and Bon-Bon were at the house alone. I imagine she was terrified… but I haven’t talked to her about it yet. I know she was glad when I came back!
Yesterday we were all at the house. Bon-Bon, Sweetie, Me, and him. Sweetie stayed away from him and Bon-Bon was turned off by his demeanor; can’t say I blame her.
Edit: If anypony is curious about Tootsie, remember she doesn’t stay here on the weekends.
Oh Ditzy… Male or Female, never change!
And you were so close to taking him out…:D
You wouldn’t believe how easy it is to make a murder look like a suicide.
Not at all related, just saying.
Anonymous
Favorite safe pony artist?
It keeps changing! I value quantity, and quality of the message over, quality of the artist’s ability to draw.
I’m sort of in a transition right now. Last favorite was Surprise. So, I guess it’s still her for now!
Anonymous
This is all so very confusing…
A few times, I’m sure.
Hard to pinpoint any in particular!
I've got a raging CUE right now. I'm about to burst and get CUE goo everywhere.
Anonymous
How do you know I'm not already involved...? As I'm sure you know there is more than one organization that receives it's orders from *ahem* very high up, so to speak, and one group doesn't always know what the other is doing... But, for now, I'll abide by your wishes, but remember, my dear, things not always as they seem... if you ever wish to speak, I'm on the northern edge of the Everfree, just look for the remains of a mechanical manticore and follow the path to the barn... and knock loudly.
And what makes you think you’re so much as a single rung higher than even little ol’ me on this imaginary conspiracy ladder you’ve put together?
Quit blowin’ smoke.
What happened that CUE had to show up?
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Anonymous
Not sure for what, but you’re welcome!
What does CUE stand for? Celestia United Entity?
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Anonymous
Let me give you two scenarios.
Either A) I haven’t, and I’m insulted you were even ask something so horrible!
Or B) I have, but do you really think I’d want to talk about it?
