Ask Lyra

If I made an account that could be held responsible, would you tell me all your dirty secrets then?

Anonymous

If you walked up to a random mare on the street and asked them about private matters, would you expect anything but a slap across the face?

Maybe if you eventually act like an adult, you immature foal.

I've been on this planet for 1019 years... This doesn't include the few times i got revived, reborn, reincarnated, and reversed (age wise)

theblackstrawberry

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W-… What?

I would never sell it because of the things that have happened to me, I've lived an unnaturally long life, so I'm the only person in my family's generation... I mean I could ask and probably find out, but wouldn't it be weird to see your great (x9) grand uncle, and he still looks like a colt?

theblackstrawberry

Wait… How old are you?

You're a decent pony, Lyra. I wouldn't say a good pony because I don't really know anything about you besides what you put online, but I know that you're at least a decent one. That's rare these days.

dreamofhircine

In recognizing that, you probably know me better than most.

Not sure what would prompt that out of the blue, though.

colorsymphony replied to your post: ÅĄÆĚ ĐΈĖĎŊŤ ρÕΌЂ DǾ$Ė ËÈŅ MÂÆ β@ĂǼĢĜĦĤ.

I DIDN’T PUT THOSE IN MY BAG

O~o~h…

That makes more sense.

You cut the grass?

Can ponies lose their cutie marks?

Anonymous

At the end of the day, there’s only one thing I know for certain.

There isn’t a concept you can think of that’s impossible when forces with enough power are at work.

A ridiculously long time ago, my parents bought the land and built a house, and they rented it out to people. A long time ago, pre-cat, I moved out to here and paid my parents. I worked, eventually I paid it off and rented it out since it was big. A few months ago the ponies who previously rented, decided to move and get their own house in Canterlot. So I moved back in. I'm an old soul in this new body.

theblackstrawberry

So… It’s paid for…? It holds sentimental value…?

ÅĄÆĚ ĐΈĖĎŊŤ ρÕΌЂ DǾ$Ė ËÈŅ MÂÆ β@ĂǼĢĜĦĤ.

Anonymous

… (Parental Advisory, but it’s bleeped)

I just saw your messages, later in the week is fine. If you want we could have the sleep over at my house... It has enough rooms for 4 ponies even though I'm the only person living in it... so you could invite Mr. Krastos, Sweetie Belle, Bon-bon, and Tootsie. Get some rest soon! I'm currently aiming to be a great spell caster like Ms. Trixie and Twilight Sparkle, so I spend a lot of time studying.

theblackstrawberry

I’d rather stay here, to be honest. Though I’m left wondering why you pay rent for a house that big.

But Tootsie won’t be here on the weekend, so that’ll free up a bed.

A great spell caster? Well… Best of luck. That’s not going to happen overnight, obviously.

Speaking of night, I didn’t sleep for beans last night! Going to bed now!

for minty, from me

garyyo submitted:

check it out!
http://distoorted.livejournal.com/13169.html

Wow! That’s pretty cool!

Now somepony program it to make me and Bon-Bon play this!

Almost halfway done with this second piece for the Lyra I dub, Gritty Lyra! I might even finish it all up with a third for good measure!

At this point, though, I’m just torturing myself. I just can’t keep working on it tonight. I need to relax for real.

Going to start my third and final run through Deus Ex: Human/Pony* Revolution. I’ll check here throughout the night until I go to bed.

*I think I keep switching back and forth. Whatever.

Hey minty, how often do you do more than just cuddling with your teddy bear?

Anonymous

Hey anonymoose, how often do you grow a pair and ask a question using an account you can be held responsible for?

You seem to juggle problems very well. Ever considered becoming a juggler?

Anonymous

I don’t think that’s how jugglers juggle for a living.

Barkley Shut Up And Jam Gaiden is what you get when you combine the premise of Shaq Fu with the world of the first Deus Ex and the gameplay of Paper Mario. I'd reccomend it.

askagentyork-deactivated2012021

Wasn’t a huge fan of Paper Mario, to be honest.

But if I suddenly find myself with some time, I’ll take a closer look.