What a foul mouth you have!

What a foul mouth you have!

thegreatestandmostpowerful submitted:

*giggles* I’m a fiwwy now, I don’t have a speech imped… impedi… impediment!

I’m pretty sure I never talked like that when I was younger.

I’d have probably been beat up worse if I did.

I've been practising a lot of magic lately, I can't wait for tomorrow.

What happens tomorrow?

Hai Tyra wat d hole iz ap wif u?

Do I-… Do I censor that? I mean… It’s not technically a swear…

Is mayonnaise an instrument?
Anonymous

You’re not Snails; you only wish you were.

Hi Wywa! How awe you?

Did you suddenly develop a speech impediment? There’s classes you can take for that, you know.

So you're sexually aroused by using a hair clip on your hair?
Anonymous

No, but it’s sort of magical. At least to me.

Lyra, I remember reading somewhere that your magical power is sound manipulation/amplification. would it be possible to teach me how to do this?

I’m afraid not, no.

I’m not much of a spell teacher. I’m really not even that magical. I’ve just practiced so much with amplification and manipulation that it comes much easier to me than it would to most.

Somepony like Twilight could easily do better than I with a fraction of the experience.

your answer and the question dont seem to match up. thats ok though, i wont question it.

Okay!

Do you have any fetishes?
Anonymous

I have a cheap hair clip I use sometimes.

When I have my hair pulled back in a ponytail, the right side always comes loose for some reason.

This is awesome!
How good at flying are you?
Anonymous

Not very, I imagine.

Wouldn’t know for sure, for what should seem like obvious-

This is starting to sound familiar.

You should take a nap...

Too late for a nap. Either gotta sleep or stay up.

Sleep sounds like the responsible thing to do, so I guess I’ll talk to everypony later!

rephrase: I like when YOU play music. It always sounds beautiful.

Thank you so much! I really…

[Yawn]

Appreciate it! It’s nice to be recognized for your efforts!

Why do I feel so sleepy?

I love your music... so moving...

Well, keep in mind I’ve never composed anything. I’m just a performer, so it’s not really my music. Maybe my taste in music.

But I think this came out pretty well! It’s one of those tracks I’d like to revisit when I have some time and arrange further.

Edit: Thanks, by the way!