It's okay you have a lot on your plate already.
I’ll get through it.
Fine, you're "not" gay. This does not change the fact, however, that you are with a bear. And don't you use that "he's so nice" argument. There's plenty of stallions out there who are just as nice.
AnonymousI’ve dated a unicorn, an earth pony, and a pegasus.
I think I’ve earned the right to date outside of my species if I feel like it, thank you very much.
Hey Lyra, don't you mean FOAL mouth? Get it? Huh, huh? PONY PUNS.
AnonymousYeah… Lot of those going around.
Excuse me, I left my X-Colt on. I should turn it off.
Why a bear? Why not a mare? Bears can't understand what ponies, especially unicorns and pegasuses, desire. Does your horn ever get any attention at all?
AnonymousI’m. Not. Gay!
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Not that there’s anything wrong with that!
thegreatestandmostpowerful submitted:
*giggles* I’m a fiwwy now, I don’t have a speech imped… impedi… impediment!
I’m pretty sure I never talked like that when I was younger.
I’d have probably been beat up worse if I did.
Hi Wywa! How awe you?
Did you suddenly develop a speech impediment? There’s classes you can take for that, you know.
So you're sexually aroused by using a hair clip on your hair?
AnonymousNo, but it’s sort of magical. At least to me.
Lyra, I remember reading somewhere that your magical power is sound manipulation/amplification. would it be possible to teach me how to do this?
I’m afraid not, no.
I’m not much of a spell teacher. I’m really not even that magical. I’ve just practiced so much with amplification and manipulation that it comes much easier to me than it would to most.
Somepony like Twilight could easily do better than I with a fraction of the experience.
