My mass teleportation spell doesn't cause any shifts in momentum, so our friend will be safe. I'll be waiting by the emergency entrance for the hospital when you are ready. As for the dates- there's always a price, but it is rarely monetary. Putting up with a few dates is noting compared to a life. Oh, and a complete derp moment; normal medical knowledge for non-ponies is rare for a normal medical practitioner, but you know who does have it? A biologist.
You clever mare, you.
I’m headed back to the hospital now.
If I may correct your grammar.
You were.
It's more of me making deals with the doctors than outranking (it's amazing what you can get in exchange for a date). I pulled together a small corral of doctors that are willing to help out as they're needed. The only question is if you want them to go over there, or if you and Krastos can stand a teleport to Canterlot.
I assume the facilities in Canterlot would be better equipped.
A date? You’d do that for L-me? I had no idea…
Whatever you think would work best. I don’t know anything about this type of thing.
Miss Lyra, I'm sure that Mister Krastos'll be alright. He's a darn fine bear and he cares an awful lot for you and Sweetie. He'll come through this. It's hard to put down a stallion - or a bear - like that.
When you’ve seen the things I’ve seen, then you can be a judge of what can or can’t end a life.
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My apologies. I’m sure you mean well.
I'm sorry I'm not down there to offer direct support. However if at any time there is something the hospital needs, or they can no longer provide services, I can have some of the best doctors in Canterlot pitch in. Regardless, I want you two to know I'm with you at least in spirit.
Somepony that actually has some influence, now that could be useful.
Can you set anything in motion right now? The egos of doctors being outranked is none of my concern. That bear has to survive; I don’t want to leave anything to chance.
That anon did have a point... Do the ponies at Ponville Hospital have any experience with bears? What if they need to send Boscov to a hospital in somewhere like Canterlot or Manehatten?
Anonymous
Then they would send him to a hospital somewhere like Canterlot or Manehatten.
I don’t know what you want to hear from me.
bear is hurt, mint is sad
Mint?
Oh. You mean me.
A little crude for a summery, but yes; that’s how things stand for now.
Hi Lyra! I have a question, but it may offend you, and if it does, I am really really sorry. But, are you and Bon-bon... y'know, marefriends? Sorry again if it offends you at all D:
Scroll down.
The link to that tag, and several others can be found on the sidebar.
Lot of information to be found there.
Puns, the point is always puns which lead to fun. When it's funny, it's easy to BEAR with. I'm just doing what I can to get some fun with my cun, bun.
Anonymous
I can’t find any definition to the word cun that would make sense in your context.
I’ll just accept this as general well wishes and thank you for them.
Well, even if Krastos is BEARly alive, he's at least at the hospital now. Wait... Has anypony at the Ponyville Hospital ever worked on a bear? They might have problems finding their BEARings. Still though, they're professionals and will BEAR through it. I'm just gonna go chug some cans of BEER now.
Anonymous
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Is there a point to this?
Relax, Lyra, that is just if you fall into a deep depression and forget the whole world around you!
It sounds like you want to be helpful.
Best thing you can do is just stop. You have no idea what you’re talking about.
Thank you, I think.
As a heads-up, speech recognition software isn’t for everypony. It would likely be better if you just typed out your answers. Maybe used a stick or a toothpick if your hooves are too thick.
Unless you’re actually typing like that for some reason.
I am assuming something has happened while I was away? Don't worry, Lyra, you got through tough times before! Or you could just live alone for the rest of your life, no offense towards you, of course!
Even I’m offended by that.
What a cold, cruel life you suggest.
(sorry for late response) Dang Lyra, he'll make it out OK. He just has to...
He does have to.
I’m afraid life will be impossible if he doesn’t.
Miss Lyra, since you are here, how do you feel about me being a good date adviser?
You’re the kind of person that would just walk right on by someone being actively assaulted, aren’t you?
Timing is key. This isn’t the time.
