Kinda in a hospital the next town over.

Just give me a few.

Probably not.

I haven’t been home for half the day, but I doubt it.

I guess. If there’s nothing else to eat.

They’re at least cheap.

Whatever you say.

I’m almost tempted to make a joke about somepony, but that would be horribly cruel.

Just go bother somepony else.

Strawberry. I know you can read this.

You better get your little [omitted] back here and take responsibility for what you did.

If you think I’m angry now, you have no idea how mad I’ll be if you duck out on me.

No You Don’t! How Dare You Be Annoyed.

I know, right?

Oh, we’re already having such a glorious night. Let’s not spoil it.

Thanks.

You know, I really like my mane. I probably spend entirely too much time on it.

Drop it, alright?

I just had hot coffee spilled all over me. Do I have permission to be [omitted] off for a few minutes?

Thank you.

Knock it off. It wasn’t scolding or anything.

I like that you went in the mare direction, rather than the obvious. Equal opportunity player, I see.

Very profound.

I’ll try. Kinda hard while wet and sticky with coffee.

Edit: Oh, can’t wait to get some kinda innuendo for this one.

I was fine up until that part where I spilled hot coffee all over myself. I believe you’re familiar with that part. It happened pretty recently.

Yes, I know you’re sorry. You can stop saying it.