Ask Lyra

A goon. A member of the Something Awful forums, whose community (goons) may or may not be the internet equivalent of Freemasons.

daixxiii-deactivated20111025

Sorry, no.

I’ve heard of the website before, though.

So you're not a goon. Shame. You'd make a good one.

daixxiii-deactivated20111025

A what?

wouldn't you not want to be poked usually? I mean i know I like to sleep..

theblackstrawberry

He told me to keep him awake!

I think maybe one day I'd like to meet Mr. Krastos, he sounds pretty nice.

theblackstrawberry

He’s super kind and gentle.

And currently being poked so he’ll stay awake.

Ho~ly crap! Raziel pony!

Why did I have to already order my Nightmare Night costume?!

Ms. Lyra, where are you today? I was planning on visiting you since well saturday was an unfortunate time.

theblackstrawberry

I’m at the hospital with Boscov and E.

Krastos is up from his nap Lyra.

ethepony

Thanks! I’m out the door!

On a less preachy note, do you have stairs in your house?

daixxiii-deactivated20111025

Splash!

There is one last thing I want to ask/tell you. Why do you accept mediocrity from everything but yourself? Altruism is a good thing, but the way you're going, you might end up becoming a martyr or something.

daixxiii-deactivated20111025

If that’s the worst case scenario, I at least hope I’m martyred for a good cause.

I don’t really care too much about how other ponies do things, that’s all.

Thanks Lyra! It means a lot! See ya sometime soon!

hornuraakemi

No problem!

I hope…

Honestly? Better than I have been in a while. I've been working over at Diamond's café, and I'm pretty sure I've got myself booked as an astronomy teacher!

askstarcatcher-deactivated20111

Wow! That’s incredible! That’s your special talent, right? That makes it even better!

Please tell me that there are plans to investigate this shooting. Whoever did this needs to be found and brought to justice.

askagentyork-deactivated2012021

I heard he died violently.

Hopefully that won’t turn him into some anon martyr worth imitating.

askgildagriffon replied to your post: Well uh, since Octavia and I are going to get married, we were wondering…

You Sure Love The Dun Dun Da-Dah

It’s like a representation of status. I mean, who the hay trusts someone enough to play the music as you’re walking down the isle?

Hey, gorgeous...how've you been doing? I heard about Krastos...

askstarcatcher-deactivated20111

I’m holding together.

How are things with you?

I'm planning to have the wedding next week, I'm still busy planning everything out. My first choice for music at the wedding was you, so I figured I'd ask.

hornuraakemi

N-… Next week…?

…

I’ll… I’ll see what I can do…

Next week… Holy [omitted]…