Because you can't sleep, clowns will eat you.
AnonymousThat’s an old one.
Where you at right now? I just learned to teleport a bit, and I wanted to see if I could teleport to you!
First floor of some hospital in Canterlot getting coffee.
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I don’t even really like coffee! Why am I doing this?
How about: ‘Pow’ or ‘Bam’ ?
There’s always next time!
Why do you say "Splash" when you link ponies to a previously answered question?
I don’t!
I just say something nonsensical so I can have text to hyperlink. Splash, Kaboom, Zap. Things like that.
What? Where did you hear that from?
From a thing, at a place, during a time.
Oh, sorry I forgot to tell you earlier. Rarity wanted to stop by and take me out for a picnic. Is that okay with you?
Of course, Sweetie! Sorry I’m not there right now.
I hope everything goes well! And remember, I’ll see you tomorrow evening when I pick you up from school. I won’t be there tonight at all; I’m spending the night with Boscov at the Hospital in Canterlot.
Lyra, I need to run to the cafeteria to grab a bite to eat; I haven't had anything since last night. Can you mind staying with Krastos for a few minutes? Would you like me to grab you something?
Of course. Bon-Bon is taking Sweetie to school tomorrow, so I’ll be here until I leave for work in the morning.
The location in Canterlot is actually convenient. My job tomorrow is at my old high school!
Ohh okay... @_@ I'm trying to learn how to heal ponies and other creatures, but then I studied too hard. Now I'm taking a break and learning teleporting magic. How about you? What are you up to?
Just sitting here with Boscov in some Hospital in Canterlot.
A goon. A member of the Something Awful forums, whose community (goons) may or may not be the internet equivalent of Freemasons.
Sorry, no.
I’ve heard of the website before, though.
I think maybe one day I'd like to meet Mr. Krastos, he sounds pretty nice.
He’s super kind and gentle.
And currently being poked so he’ll stay awake.
