I like that you went in the mare direction, rather than the obvious. Equal opportunity player, I see.

Very profound.

I’ll try. Kinda hard while wet and sticky with coffee.

Edit: Oh, can’t wait to get some kinda innuendo for this one.

I was fine up until that part where I spilled hot coffee all over myself. I believe you’re familiar with that part. It happened pretty recently.

Yes, I know you’re sorry. You can stop saying it.

I love Winona! She’s really well-behaved!

I didn’t know anons had a nerve that could be struck.

I don’t have any particularly strong feeling towards them one way or the other.

That’s an old one.

First floor of some hospital in Canterlot getting coffee.

…

I don’t even really like coffee! Why am I doing this?

How about: ‘Pow’ or ‘Bam’ ?

There’s always next time!

I don’t!

I just say something nonsensical so I can have text to hyperlink. Splash, Kaboom, Zap. Things like that.

What? Where did you hear that from?

From a thing, at a place, during a time.

Of course, Sweetie! Sorry I’m not there right now.

I hope everything goes well! And remember, I’ll see you tomorrow evening when I pick you up from school. I won’t be there tonight at all; I’m spending the night with Boscov at the Hospital in Canterlot.

Of course. Bon-Bon is taking Sweetie to school tomorrow, so I’ll be here until I leave for work in the morning.

The location in Canterlot is actually convenient. My job tomorrow is at my old high school!

Just sitting here with Boscov in some Hospital in Canterlot.