Ask Lyra

colorsymphony replied to your post: okay, i made this a good question.

EXCUSE ME?!

Come on, brony. You’ve said some weird stuff before.

hey sea po- wait a minute... your not sea pony lyra! who are you!?

Anonymous

Well, if this is Grity Lyra, and this is Silly Lyra, and this is Professor Lyra, and this is Band Lyra, and this is Normal Lyra…

I have no idea. I was just the First Lyra (check the date).

Edit: Also this one, but I’m not terribly familiar with her.

okay, i made this a good question.

Anonymous

You remind me of Scooc.

Or Flappy the Flapper, but I can’t find his tumblr URL.

*teleports back* sorry...

theblackstrawberry

I know.

Just come with me and help me clean this crap off.

*Grins, broadly* As the lady asks. I know you're cranky regarding coffee, and I'm not gonna try to tell 'ya not to be. Can I get 'ya some paper towels or a sponge or something, though? Respect 'yer frustration, and recognize its validity, but attempt to move forward with the conversation, and the evening?

askrustynail

Kinda in a hospital the next town over.

Just give me a few.

Hey Lyra! Tessy and I found a lyre in a magical underwater castle ball room filled with dancing ghosts... Was it yours?

jhalton3-blog

Probably not.

I haven’t been home for half the day, but I doubt it.

do you enjoy cup noodles

Anonymous

I guess. If there’s nothing else to eat.

They’re at least cheap.

cracker music sometimes is

Anonymous

Whatever you say.

hey, do you want to be my girlfriend? i promise id cheat on you within a couple day.

Anonymous

I’m almost tempted to make a joke about somepony, but that would be horribly cruel.

Just go bother somepony else.

I'm sorry... Good bye... *teleports away*

theblackstrawberry

Strawberry. I know you can read this.

You better get your little [omitted] back here and take responsibility for what you did.

If you think I’m angry now, you have no idea how mad I’ll be if you duck out on me.

askgildagriffon replied to your photo: Drop it, alright? I just had hot coffee spilled…

No You Don’t! How Dare You Be Annoyed.

I know, right?

I don't judge, and assumptions generally lead to not getting to hear deliciously juicy details. =3

askrustynail

Oh, we’re already having such a glorious night. Let’s not spoil it.

Lyra you have nice hair color, Ilike it

Anonymous

Thanks.

You know, I really like my mane. I probably spend entirely too much time on it.

Drop it, alright?

I just had hot coffee spilled all over me. Do I have permission to be [omitted] off for a few minutes?

Thank you.

oh... uh... *horn starts glowing and your injuries start healing* I learned how to heal...

theblackstrawberry

Knock it off. It wasn’t scolding or anything.