Ask Lyra

Good morning Lyra.

ethepony

Who’s morning?! Yours or mine?!

What up, E! How’s it going?

Dear Lyra, What inspired you to make an ask blog?

Anonymous

Check my sidebar, just below the picture. Second sentence.

Also, good night!

r zombies fashionable?

Anonymous

Raziel has that cool cloak-thing he wraps around his face!

I know we've had our differences...

Anonymous

No more!

No more spam!

I’m deleting anymore for the rest of the night!

What are those clowns eating?

Anonymous

Coconut Custard Pie with Whipped Cream?

Is it safe?

Anonymous

It’s never completely safe. You just hope for the best.

What about other ponies?

Anonymous

Any subject in particular?

Lya, hi. Sincerely, John.

Anonymous

JOHN FREEMANE OVER HERE!

No, I’m not linking to it. Find it yourself for once.

One day, a baby seal walked into a club.

Anonymous

She paid the membership fee and joined.

Joining the fitness club was the best decision she ever made.

How do you pick up things without fingers?

Anonymous

Roughly fourteen thousand, hair-like setae.

I’m actually a gecko.

is the camera okay?

Anonymous

Is there a reason I’m being spammed with all this gobbledygook?

I JOINED MYSPACE ABOUT TWO MONTHS AGO, AND IT'S A GREAT WAY TO KEEP IN TOUCH WITH OLD FRIENDS AND GREAT FOR NETWORKING TOO.

Anonymous

You remind me of Billy Mays.

Just as good in practice too! Of course we can't do everything at 110%, but if you want something, you've got to work for it!

gasmask-dad-deactivated20160703

In practice, more often than not the best you can do isn’t enough.

mmmm Arby's Angus Filly Sandwhich yum yum

Anonymous

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I think I’m going to be sick…

Please let me know what you think after you have had a chance to play!

Anonymous

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Like walking into a conversation that’s halfway over.