i'm being help hostage but it's okay.
Anonymous
Ms. Lyra, do you play minecraft?
I haven’t lately, but I have in the past.
I’ll probably play it some more when they actually implement the functionality to that XP system.
Why is it so hard to just admit you have a teddy bear fetish?
AnonymousYou seem to have some difficulty telling the difference between a toy and a large mammal.
Either way, I wouldn’t call it a fetish. His being a bear isn’t what attracts me to him.
hi mommy :)
AnonymousOh my Cels! Flappy!
Why are you still calling me- Nevermind.
What happened to you?! Where did you go?!
HOLD IT! Based off of your initial reaction to the lie that bears have STDs, you seemed a bit frighted. If you didn't engage in sexual intercouse with Boscov, then what reason would you have to be afraid of STDs? You would have none! It can therefore be inferred that you did indeed have sex with that bear!
AnonymousThe only thing you can confirm from my reaction is that I intended to at some point in time. As I’ve mentioned before, I value the physical and emotional aspects of a relationship, so that shouldn’t be a secret.
I studied law for a semester, you’d be hard-pressed to force me into revealing information against my will.
For what it's worth, bears and ponies have no STDs that the other can catch. The weird thing is that research has been done on this and published.
Well, that does put my mind at ease a bit.
Thanks for letting me know.
Magnetism, it was my greatest weapon!
AnonymousUgh… Alright? I believe you?
What do you want me to say?
Do you really think you're the first pony to ever have sex with a bear? Guess what, dumbflank, you're not. It's well documented in medical journals that the STDs bears carry cause sweating, headaches, itching, rashes, and eventually lead to pain during urination and needing to take medicine daily. There's even been cases where they've led to death. But, oh well, not like anypony will miss your stupid flank since it'll be your own fault.
Anonymous…
I get where this is going…
You think you’re going to get me to admit to having had intercourse with Boscov when I’ve never said anything one way or the other, right?
Guess what? Still isn’t any pony’s business.
Hey Lyra, since you're at the hospital, you might want to get checked for STDs. I heard bears are almost always guaranteed to have at least one.
AnonymousW-… What…?
I resent that, I am NOT a reptile, I maintain my own internal temperature AND my external anatomy is FAR more mammalian than reptilian. I have my legs directly beneath me, rather than splayed to the sides. Dragons are a class unto their own, with characteristics shared by both predatory reptiles AND mammals. No comment on the "creepy" bit. Can not exactly rebuke that at this time.
I didn’t even know you read my page.
