Ask Lyra

What sexually arouses you?

Anonymous

You should know better than to think I’m going to answer this the way you want to hear it.

Maybe you and the other Lyra(s) were actually created in a cloning lab, and then distributed across different places in Equestria to see how different environments impact a pony differently.

Anonymous

You aren’t the first to suggest that scenario.

To answer you directly though, wouldn’t make any difference to me.

There's more than one Bon-Bon?

Anonymous

Mmmhm. The ones I know are…

My roommate Bon-Bon.

Alternate Bon-Bon (I call her Kinky Bon-Bon).

Drummer Bon-Bon.

Shake-your Bon-Bon! (Couldn’t find the drawing)

Funny enough, she has a lyre for a Cutie Mark just like you. Maybe you two are sisters that were separated at birth.

Anonymous

Yeah, and maybe the six or seven other Lyras are all related to me too!

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E: I meant "Olive Oyl", not "fat noble"

Anonymous

Hmm… I could see that.

Is Bonbon an actor or something? Her voice sounds different every time I see her. One time she sounds like a fat noble mare, another time she sounds like a vapid filly, and just recently she sounded like a fat noble.

Anonymous

Fat noble… Wow… I’d love to see her give you a hoof across the face for that one!

I always thought she sounded kinda like Ethel from I Love Lucy.

There’s more than one Bon-Bon, though.

Well, I don't have a picture of her, but her name is Skyra.

Anonymous

Huh… Weird name.

Almost like it was based off of the name “Lyra.”

Hey Lyra, I think I saw a pegasus cousins of yours. There's a pegasus in Cloudales who looks just like you except she's a pegasus so she has wings instead of a horn.

Anonymous

I’ve seen an earth pony that looked like me before, but never a pegasus.

Wouldn’t happen to have a picture of her would you?

Why would they even allow anypony to learn a spell which could force somepony into sexual slavery?

Anonymous

Telekinesis is for precision or mass object manipulation. Doesn’t mean you can’t use it for less than favorable interactions.

Not that ponies without magic can’t be just as cruel.

Edit: If you meant the love spell, to my knowledge it’s supposed to be used to help train animals.