Hey lyra can you tell me a riddle?
I read only blue, but I know more than you.
I spin real fast until the day is through.
What am I?
What I'm saying is that the good fight is always the one that brings down the man. THE MAN is spewing out propaganda. "Sun goddess" this and "fair ruler" that. THE MAN is always wrong is what I'm saying.
AnonymousAny facts to back up your anarchist propaganda?
Nevermind that I was raised under Princess Celestia’s care. I’m about the last pony you’d ever be able to convert.
You see? You're fighting against your own people!
AnonymousWelp, you convinced me with your circular logic that has yet to explain anything.
Why not? Figthing THE SYSTEM is always a good fight.
AnonymousI like to fight the anarchist/anti-Celestia system.
Have you ever considered fighting the good fight and overthrowing Celestia?
AnonymousThat’s not a good fight.
Edit: Really, it wouldn’t even be a fight.
What would happen if you fused with another Lyra?
When we talk, it would sound like two ponies overlapping one another.
You know, like in that dragon show.
What would happen if you killed and consumed all the other Lyra(s)? Would you gain UNLIMITED POWER?
AnonymousI’d probably gain either imprisonment or an execution.
Assuming Professor Lyra couldn’t whoop my behind by herself.
Are you sure you and Boscov are incapable of having offspring? What if the two of you somehow have a care bear for a child?!
AnonymousCarebear!
Are green ponies truly rare? Or is that false.
AnonymousIf the ponies on tumblr are only a sample of all the ponies out there, there’s gotta be like eight hundred Lyras.
I am so indecisive. Casino Night Zone 2 Player. Last request.
AnonymousYou keep requesting things I don’t have sheet music for; being indecisive isn’t even an issue.
But somepony submitted Starlight Zone to me! I’ll be getting to that sooner rather than later.
WAIT, instead, could you do Star Light Zone?
AnonymousIf I could find the sheet music for it, I’d have already done it.
I loved Starlight Zone.
