can you use your magic for magnetism?
AnonymousNope.
I am not the anon who said 'E:', I'm hanging out with Krastos at the moment.
Oh, I didn’t think you were.
Actually, I didn’t even pay attention to it.
I’m on my way back to the hospital though!
You are a orphan? Well, i'm sorry for bringing that up, must be so hard for you on things like Father/Mother's Day and such.
Yeah…
Thanks for bringing that up too…
Lyra, I have a suggestion for the music you make. Sonic 1 or 2 Boss GAME GEAR? They aren't the same, but either one would be kinda great.
AnonymousIf you can find the sheet music for it, go ahead and submit it.
Lyra, where are your pair of pants at?
AnonymousI left them in the drawing that depicts me wearing them.
Because it was a drawing.
I say, Miss Lyra, where are you parents at?
I’m an orphan. I don’t know.
Why is this so important to everypony? Why do I keep getting asked?
How's Boscov doing? Better I hope.
AnonymousWas feeling fine, last I saw him. Little pain, but not much.
I’m with Diamond Mint at my house right now, though.
What sexually arouses you?
AnonymousYou should know better than to think I’m going to answer this the way you want to hear it.
Maybe you and the other Lyra(s) were actually created in a cloning lab, and then distributed across different places in Equestria to see how different environments impact a pony differently.
AnonymousYou aren’t the first to suggest that scenario.
To answer you directly though, wouldn’t make any difference to me.
There's more than one Bon-Bon?
AnonymousMmmhm. The ones I know are…
Alternate Bon-Bon (I call her Kinky Bon-Bon).
Shake-your Bon-Bon! (Couldn’t find the drawing)
Funny enough, she has a lyre for a Cutie Mark just like you. Maybe you two are sisters that were separated at birth.
AnonymousYeah, and maybe the six or seven other Lyras are all related to me too!
…
Is Bonbon an actor or something? Her voice sounds different every time I see her. One time she sounds like a fat noble mare, another time she sounds like a vapid filly, and just recently she sounded like a fat noble.
AnonymousFat noble… Wow… I’d love to see her give you a hoof across the face for that one!
I always thought she sounded kinda like Ethel from I Love Lucy.
There’s more than one Bon-Bon, though.
