You see? You're fighting against your own people!
Anonymous

Welp, you convinced me with your circular logic that has yet to explain anything.

You're keeping the common folk down and THE MAN up!
Anonymous

I am common folk.

Why not? Figthing THE SYSTEM is always a good fight.
Anonymous

I like to fight the anarchist/anti-Celestia system.

Have you ever considered fighting the good fight and overthrowing Celestia?
Anonymous

That’s not a good fight.

Edit: Really, it wouldn’t even be a fight.

What would happen if you fused with another Lyra?

When we talk, it would sound like two ponies overlapping one another.

You know, like in that dragon show.

What would happen if you killed and consumed all the other Lyra(s)? Would you gain UNLIMITED POWER?
Anonymous

I’d probably gain either imprisonment or an execution.

Assuming Professor Lyra couldn’t whoop my behind by herself.

Are you sure you and Boscov are incapable of having offspring? What if the two of you somehow have a care bear for a child?!
Anonymous

Carebear!

Stare!

Are green ponies truly rare? Or is that false.
Anonymous

If the ponies on tumblr are only a sample of all the ponies out there, there’s gotta be like eight hundred Lyras.

I am so indecisive. Casino Night Zone 2 Player. Last request.
Anonymous

You keep requesting things I don’t have sheet music for; being indecisive isn’t even an issue.

But somepony submitted Starlight Zone to me! I’ll be getting to that sooner rather than later.

WAIT, instead, could you do Star Light Zone?
Anonymous

If I could find the sheet music for it, I’d have already done it.

I loved Starlight Zone.

Do you like dubstep? Have you ever tried producing some?
Anonymous

I don’t, generally.

And I haven’t, no.

Lyra, ah'm sorry fer earlier t'day :c

You mean the doll thing?

what do you do in your free time?
Anonymous

This website and video games, mostly.

Used to go to Ponibooru (with explicit images filtered out), but it took up too much of my day, so I had to quit.

And, of course, music. Like the recordings I have on my sidebar.

Always glad to be of assistance, Lass! Always think happy thoughts!

I’d like to.

can you use your magic for magnetism?
Anonymous

Nope.