It has been a rough week for you, and for Krastos. Don’t worry about it, it’s just us here.

Thanks. I had no idea how nice you were until about a week or so ago. I wish we’d talked more sooner!

Thanks… Maybe I need to wash my mouth out with soap.

Eat a [omitted].

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Sorry Boscov, E. I wasn’t talking to either of you.

That wasn’t… Exactly…

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I’ll just put the phone down…

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Been working on reorganizing some tags the past few days. Almost done.

Also just got to Boscov’s house.

I swear to Celestia…

Orphan.

I’m an orphan.

No. Known. Relatives.

I’ve answered this like thirty times.

Orphan.

Oh Are Pee Ach Ahe Inn. Orphan.

Blinking twice in rapid succession.

Well done!

Sorry, no.

Not a bad guess, though!

It got fixed during that whole Discord episode.

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Episode?

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I mean, it works there, I guess. It’s just…

Hmm…

I hope that’s not supposed to be the answer to the riddle.

It’s not like I’m asking for a bunch of facts, one would be enough to not look like an imbecile.

I read only blue, but I know more than you.

I spin real fast until the day is through.

What am I?

Any facts to back up your anarchist propaganda?

Nevermind that I was raised under Princess Celestia’s care. I’m about the last pony you’d ever be able to convert.

Welp, you convinced me with your circular logic that has yet to explain anything.