Play the song backwards every 4th loop.
Uh…
How are things going for you, Lyra?
AnonymousA bit better. I’ve got two unique loops through the Da dan dada song.
No idea what I’m going to do for the other two/four…
I thought about bringing in Sweetie, but I don’t want to put undue stress on her with a live performance.
Boscov will never replace Smartie Pants in your heart. He doesn't have a lovely mane like Smartie Pants does. He also lacks pants, which Smartie Pants has.
AnonymousIt’s just a doll.
An amazing, incredible doll…
But just a doll.
Flip a table and while intentionally playing some notes wrong to add a surprising element to it.
Call me crazy, but I have a feeling that might make things worse.
It’s #7FF0D9 if you want to be exact.
Well, there you go I guess.
One cycle lasts about thirty seconds… That means I gotta loop that thing four to six times! How do I keep that from being boring?! I can’t build up that gradually without it just being forced! I’m going to ruin somepony’s wedding!
AH!
AH!
A~H!
What is the hex colour code of your coat?
Somewhere around #88EFCD.
Probably not that exactly, but thereabouts.
*Pinkie-Ghasp* how did you find out about My Secret PLAN?!?? ...oh, wait. eheh. Thank you, my dear ^_^; That-.. was-.. actually the exact post I was looking for..
And with that, this Lyra is going to bed.
Good night!
What measurements do you take to stay best pony?
AnonymousI don’t.
Anypony is free to be best pony, if they can defeat me in moral combat…
Misspelled intentionally this time!
*noddles* Talking with Trixie, working out the timing and making it accurate. Very high on the suggestion list. Right at the top, you might say. The bride taking cues from the music is a lot simpler than the music taking cues from the bride.
By the by, I saw your secret plan. This might help.
Pssh, too many variables. Ugh, all right. I've been to a number of weddings, and the walk is a meassured, slow walk. She could take up to two minutes. Five if she's -really- hesitant or the chapel is longer than I'm thinking of. That's also if they're being traditional about it. If this is Trixie we're talking, she might just strut down the isle and that could be faster =b OR, you could just organise the timing with her instead, and have a proper solid idea =P
Yeah, definitely going to have a talk with her.
Ah, see *now* I have some context. Oh wow, on the lyre? That's bound to sound beautiful... Okay, so.. do you have any time to practice at all? If so, do so, listen to it, find the part you like the sound of the most and repeat that from start to finish until the bride has reached the groom. Once she's there, end on a little flourish or light touch that should, i believe, sound lovely coming from a lyre. Even if it's not written down. Musicians are still artists, use your creative licence.
I guess I should ask Trixie how long it’ll take her to walk the length of a chapel while filled with unbelievable levels of emotion that leaves her barely capable of taking a step.
Anyone here been to a wedding before? Maybe payed even the slightest bit of attention to how slow the bride steps? I’m not bad at math; I can calculate a little. I just have nothing to go on!
Edit: I’m just not good at improvising.
daixxiii submitted: 
You know you want one.
No! You can’t do this to me!
In all seriousness, I already have something soft and fuzzy I can hold on to. And he’s pretty darn smart, too.
