I say, Lyra, I am not a musical expert, but what is your favorite note?
Uh… A single note isn’t worth much…
C, I guess.

Anonymous
I have more important things to worry about.
Mommy save me! Im at fun factory

Anonymous
I… Where is that?
What is that?
Like you would know what a clever pun is?

Anonymous
[Audible sigh]
Granted, I suppose.
I thought these two were pretty clever.
One day I want to help you as much as you've helped me....
I’d rather you find a way to help somepony else instead.
Then they can help somepony else, and so on and so on.
Lyra, I never thought you would be the type to have secret lovers, but I guess you're a horse just like every other mare.

Anonymous
You have a homosexual robot that looks like a girl for a lover!?

Anonymous
…
His name, anon… His name is Zero.
Try to keep up. I’m all edgy and modern up in this mug.
You have a broken image for a lover!?

Anonymous
Is it broken?
Crud…
It’s suppose to be a still shot from this.
Is that some poor dachshund with a snake bite?
I dunno. Figured that was what they normally look like.
Never seen a dog like that in Equestria.
mommy! HELP! PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Anonymous
Where are you? I can’t do anything if I don’t know where you are.
Sort of sounds like an album name.

Anonymous
Are you alright?
This is Flappy, isn’t it?