You have a homosexual robot that looks like a girl for a lover!?

Anonymous
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His name, anon… His name is Zero.
Try to keep up. I’m all edgy and modern up in this mug.
You have a broken image for a lover!?

Anonymous
Is it broken?
Crud…
It’s suppose to be a still shot from this.
Is that some poor dachshund with a snake bite?
I dunno. Figured that was what they normally look like.
Never seen a dog like that in Equestria.
mommy! HELP! PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Anonymous
Where are you? I can’t do anything if I don’t know where you are.
Sort of sounds like an album name.

Anonymous
Are you alright?
This is Flappy, isn’t it?
How many secret love affairs do you have?

Anonymous
Presently?

Just tired from work.
Was a substitute aid in a primary school today. Lot of movement.
Aww.. I'm sorry, Lyra. I really wasn't trying to accuse you of that, I know you just really want to help a friend, and I know the feel, I just don't want to see you stressing yourself out too much about it, that's all.. Sorry I was a bit off kilter this morning.
On the plus side, I’m too tired and sore to stress over it at the moment.
I'd say your blog's about half Lyra for most of the time. At any rate, have a nice day, or night, or whichever waking or unwaking period you'll be dealing with, assuming its niceness is of your choosing at any point. It would just be strange to choose having an unpleasant time, but some seem to manage it!
Interesting choice of wording…
Today was alright. Just kinda sore.
If you feed Tootsie a Tootsie Roll is it cannibalism?

Anonymous
If you give a mouse a cookie, are you a masochist?
Bon-Bon just ripped the comforter off of me, so I guess I’m up again and eating dinner. Still gotta catch up with everypony, though.
Should no one man have all that POWER?
Seems to work out fine for Princess Celestia.
In other news, primary is more interesting to sub aid for, but gracious is it ever more tiring!
See everypony when I wake up!
I don't really know Gilda that well... so even if she did move in I doubt she'd hang out... I dont want to be alone again...
Neither do I…
Lately I’ve been having these feelings… And…
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It’s not terribly uncommon for me to have nightmares. But the one I had last night…
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I’m sorry, Strawberry. I have to go. I have work in the morning.
I’ll be here tomorrow.
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Try to get through the night.