Why would you be dead?

Don’t really want to talk about it.

Are you related to Mister Breezy? You both seem pretty Irish.
Anonymous

I’m green.

I get it.

Can I get a cup of coffee... black?
Anonymous

Coffee is Bon-Bons. I don’t really drink any.

So, no. Sorry.

Have you ever considered what things would be like if you were a colt?
Anonymous

No… No I haven’t…

Things would probably have been a lot different, though…

Namely I’d probably be dead.

I say, Lyra, I am not a musical expert, but what is your favorite note?

Uh… A single note isn’t worth much…

C, I guess.

if you had wings...
Anonymous

I wouldn’t be a unicorn.

Thanks for sharing!

Thanks for sharing!

Do you still hate Type?
Anonymous

I have more important things to worry about.

Mommy save me! Im at fun factory
Anonymous

I… Where is that?

What is that?

Like you would know what a clever pun is?
Anonymous

[Audible sigh]

Granted, I suppose.

I thought these two were pretty clever.

One day I want to help you as much as you've helped me....

I’d rather you find a way to help somepony else instead.

Then they can help somepony else, and so on and so on.

Lyra, I never thought you would be the type to have secret lovers, but I guess you're a horse just like every other mare.
Anonymous

That’s not a clever pun.

Reaticon to S2:E3?

Of that children’s show?

It was alright.

You have a homosexual robot that looks like a girl for a lover!?
Anonymous

His name, anon… His name is Zero.

Try to keep up. I’m all edgy and modern up in this mug.

You have a broken image for a lover!?
Anonymous

Is it broken?

Crud…

It’s suppose to be a still shot from this.