Ask Lyra

if you had wings...

Anonymous

I wouldn’t be a unicorn.

Thanks for sharing!

Do you still hate Type?

Anonymous

I have more important things to worry about.

Mommy save me! Im at fun factory

Anonymous

I… Where is that?

What is that?

Like you would know what a clever pun is?

Anonymous

[Audible sigh]

Granted, I suppose.

I thought these two were pretty clever.

One day I want to help you as much as you've helped me....

theblackstrawberry

I’d rather you find a way to help somepony else instead.

Then they can help somepony else, and so on and so on.

Lyra, I never thought you would be the type to have secret lovers, but I guess you're a horse just like every other mare.

Anonymous

That’s not a clever pun.

Reaticon to S2:E3?

65-super-blog

Of that children’s show?

It was alright.

You have a homosexual robot that looks like a girl for a lover!?

Anonymous

…

His name, anon… His name is Zero.

Try to keep up. I’m all edgy and modern up in this mug.

You have a broken image for a lover!?

Anonymous

Is it broken?

Crud…

It’s suppose to be a still shot from this.

Is that some poor dachshund with a snake bite?

patchoulol

I dunno. Figured that was what they normally look like.

Never seen a dog like that in Equestria.

mommy! HELP! PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Anonymous

Where are you? I can’t do anything if I don’t know where you are.

Lesson Zero

65-super-blog

Sort of sounds like an album name.

Lyra

Anonymous

Are you alright?

This is Flappy, isn’t it?

How many secret love affairs do you have?

Anonymous

Presently?