I’m in good spirits! About to play a game with Mint and some others, actually!

“Drop everything. Leave town and head for Ponyville.”

She wouldn’t listen to me, though.

Assuming you meant on the human maturity scale, by the by.

I don’t have one.

And I wouldn’t let you if I did.

I don’t…

I sent her a message a few days ago, but I haven’t heard anything back.

Who? Is that supposed to be some drug-obsessed version of Bon-Bon?

“Hey, what’s up? At work tomorrow, there’ll be this filly named Adri. You met her before at a different school earlier this year, but she was transferred into a different program. She has some fascination with Dewey and keeps saying his name and physically interacting with him. It wouldn’t be a big deal, but you know Dewey can get violent and we don’t want him to hurt her.

Don’t give her an inch.”

I can’t think of a topic that I haven’t covered already, in at least some capacity.

Got time and a story to tell…

Nah.

I can’t think of any more good ones at the moment.

Depends on when I met myself.

Absolutely! I love that track!

For anypony unfortunate enough to not know what this was a cover of, here. One of my favorite musicals!

Parental Advisory, coerce language.

Tulips are yellow,

Lilies are white.

Take two steps near me,

And you’ll go out like a light.

Nah. Too overplayed.

Try this instead. You won’t be disappointed!

Uh…

…

I’ve never met one… That I know of anyway. I couldn’t tell you.