Ask Lyra

Say more violent things and or threats in rhyme.

Anonymous

Nah.

I can’t think of any more good ones at the moment.

If by some weird bending time and space way you were able to meet yourself, what would you say or do to yourself?

Anonymous

Depends on when I met myself.

AHHHHHHHHH ONE OF MY FAVORITE OUTKAST SONGS EVEN THOUGH ITS A COVER BUT IT'S MY FAVORITE THINGS IN 4/4 TIME AHHHHHHHHHH <3

dekomoron-archive-deactivated20

Absolutely! I love that track!

For anypony unfortunate enough to not know what this was a cover of, here. One of my favorite musicals!

So why oh, why oh, why oh, why oh, why oh, are we so in denial when we know we're not happy here?

Anonymous

Parental Advisory, coerce language.

Tulips are yellow,

Lilies are white.

Take two steps near me,

And you’ll go out like a light.

OutKast - Hey Ya!

Anonymous

Nah. Too overplayed.

Try this instead. You won’t be disappointed!

Does that apply to hermaphrodites?

Anonymous

Uh…

…

I’ve never met one… That I know of anyway. I couldn’t tell you.

Well... I meant to get in touch with Pinkie Pie but with only 26 and a half hours left... I'm starting to doubt it'll matter. And I still need to finish the final touches of the wedding... Also about the wedding music... I apologize if I stressed you out too much about it, you're just such an amazing musician, you were the first pony to come to mind.