I say, Miss Lyra, you tend to deal with some weird stuff, how do you deal with the fact some of the ponies on how are quite strange?

Strange isn’t bad.

What's your favorite position with the bear?
Anonymous

You know, if you had asked me before I got into a relationship with Boscov, you know, just generically, I’d have probably answered reluctantly but truthfully.

But I’m not doing it now. I don’t really care personally, but it’s not fair to point a hoof specifically at him.

I am familiar, yes.

I am familiar, yes.

Plan to have foals in the future?
Anonymous

Before asking a serious question, checking to see if it’s been asked in the Storytime tag can be very helpful to me and informative to you!

But here.

i am not comfortable with what you may have censored out with skull....

Welcome to my world.

are Rhinoceroses relatives of unicorns?
Anonymous

Not even distantly.

I guess that makes you cool mint! ... I'm sorry.

I prefer Cool Spot.

Lyra! "Practice" and "procrastination" do -not- go hoof in hoof!
MEAAAAAT
Anonymous

Unfertilized eggs are meat, if you’re feeling froggy, and eating those before fertilization doesn’t hurt anything.

Though, it’s sort of weird to do outside of a cake…

Will you take on me? (Or take me on?) I'll be gone in a day or two.
Anonymous
Whoa. Okay Lyra, I said I like to mess with you but there's a limit for me. That one with the bear... @-@ what... the... frick...
Anonymous

Yeah, I don’t know what the [omitted] is wrong with some of these ponies.

Well thank you very much! I appreciate it!

Well thank you very much! I appreciate it!

For the most part, all of it.

For the most part, all of it.

FiNe. Here's a question, why are you so cool?
Anonymous

Strife?

I never know how to answer this question.

As your boyfriend has a missing eye, do you ever penetrate his empty eye socket with your horn?
Anonymous

If I wanted to lobotomize him.

You idiot.