Ask Lyra

I am familiar, yes.

Plan to have foals in the future?

Anonymous

Before asking a serious question, checking to see if it’s been asked in the Storytime tag can be very helpful to me and informative to you!

i am not comfortable with what you may have censored out with skull....

Welcome to my world.

are Rhinoceroses relatives of unicorns?

Anonymous

Not even distantly.

I guess that makes you cool mint! ... I'm sorry.

I prefer Cool Spot.

Lyra! "Practice" and "procrastination" do -not- go hoof in hoof!

MEAAAAAT

Anonymous

Unfertilized eggs are meat, if you’re feeling froggy, and eating those before fertilization doesn’t hurt anything.

Though, it’s sort of weird to do outside of a cake…

Will you take on me? (Or take me on?) I'll be gone in a day or two.

Anonymous

Whoa. Okay Lyra, I said I like to mess with you but there's a limit for me. That one with the bear... @-@ what... the... frick...

Anonymous

Yeah, I don’t know what the [omitted] is wrong with some of these ponies.

Well thank you very much! I appreciate it!

For the most part, all of it.

FiNe. Here's a question, why are you so cool?

Anonymous

Strife?

I never know how to answer this question.

As your boyfriend has a missing eye, do you ever penetrate his empty eye socket with your horn?

Anonymous

If I wanted to lobotomize him.

You idiot.

Aye! Aye! Teach me how to lyre! (aye!)

I can’t! I’m not a music teacher!

But there’s ponies in Canterlot that can teach you!

Although… I get the feeling this is another bit…

Not much for me to add, but it looks like some folks got your back!