Hmm ... who might you be?

I’m Lyra. And I’ve had two and a half hours of sleep.

I feel like I’ve been dragged through the mud…

Perfect time to go to work!

Alright, I just gotta stop.

I’ll have to get to the rest later. I gotta go to sleep. Tomorrow is already going to be tough.

How about 23?

Maybe if it wasn’t two thirty AM I could think of something.

Why would you support a cause you /don't/ agree with? Unless this is some sort of humor I'm not getting.

I’m sorry. It’s late and I read that wrong.

I’m particularly supportive of adoption over childbirth.

How high would you guess the average amount of inappropriate questions you get, in %?

Higher this week than ever before.

Based on all the questions I’ve ever got? Probably around one to five percent. I can’t imagine having had more than a few hundred, or even a hundred.

This week certainly has boosted that, though.

I think he meant by a chick as a hot mare and for a suit, a... erm, a swimsuit.

Still the suit, I guess.

It is a reference, though, isn’t it?

Does the number 37 have any significant meaning to you?

Nothing I can think of. But it’s really late and I’m not even going to get four hours of sleep before I gotta get up for work.

I really wasn't talking about seaponies but i guess if that's a species then how about like a 6th type of pony?
Anonymous

Nothing comes to mind, no.

Is this going anywhere?

Nonono! Twasnt aimed at you, it was aimed at the the 20 spam messages SOME PONIES KEEP SENDING ME.

Oh, okay.

Sorry you’re getting spammed!

Are there any causes you're particularly supportive of?

Ones with goals that I don’t agree with.

I’m sure there’s hundreds.

Do you believe that there could be a fifth species of pony? Counting Earth, pegasus, alicorn and unicorn?
Anonymous

You’re talking about seaponies, aren’t you?

what would you pick, one million chicks or a single three-piece suit?
Anonymous

I don’t get the reference.

Probably the suit. No idea what I’d do with one chick. What do they eat, worms? A million chicks would wipe out several ecosystems!

... has your strings for you lyra ever snapped? how do you even replace those things...
Anonymous

You take the broken string off and put a new one on.

Rocket science at its finest, I assure you.

doo doo doo doo doo doo doo
Anonymous

Batmare?

Quit asking me questions about that stupid book!
Anonymous