AB: Well ah'm that Applebloom what drew the pichur in yer background. Whichever number that is. c:
You are?! Well hey there! You decided to start a page with your friends too?
Have you ever had to deal with people who thought you were evil because you disagreed with them?
What, you mean like today?
No, I’m just joking. It’s not that bad.
AB: Ah am in school right now, ah'm on a small computer break. And t' be honest, depending on how you've met them, ah'd be like, the third.
Well, I haven’t exactly numbered them. You can be whichever number you want, if you want a number at all.
AB: G'mornin' Miss Lyra, how're ya'll t'day?
Hello! Uh… You’re like the forth or fifth Applebloom I’ve met…
Anyway, I’m at work right now. Shouldn’t you be at school?
Why don't you read much? Were you beaten by a book?

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I read plenty, just not books.
Sorry, in a hurry. Can’t answer with more detail.
Hi there again! How are you today? (Just randomly asking ponies questions)
Stayed up too late playing with Mint and answering questions. I’m tired. At work right now.
Can I interest you in a copy or subscription of Unicorn Today? It features Rarity and Healing Spells.
No thank you. I don’t read much anymore outside of video games and tumblr.
Hmm ... who might you be?
I’m Lyra. And I’ve had two and a half hours of sleep.
I feel like I’ve been dragged through the mud…
Perfect time to go to work!
Alright, I just gotta stop.
I’ll have to get to the rest later. I gotta go to sleep. Tomorrow is already going to be tough.
Maybe if it wasn’t two thirty AM I could think of something.
Why would you support a cause you /don't/ agree with? Unless this is some sort of humor I'm not getting.
I’m sorry. It’s late and I read that wrong.
I’m particularly supportive of adoption over childbirth.
How high would you guess the average amount of inappropriate questions you get, in %?
Higher this week than ever before.
Based on all the questions I’ve ever got? Probably around one to five percent. I can’t imagine having had more than a few hundred, or even a hundred.
This week certainly has boosted that, though.
I think he meant by a chick as a hot mare and for a suit, a... erm, a swimsuit.
Still the suit, I guess.
It is a reference, though, isn’t it?
Does the number 37 have any significant meaning to you?
Nothing I can think of. But it’s really late and I’m not even going to get four hours of sleep before I gotta get up for work.
I really wasn't talking about seaponies but i guess if that's a species then how about like a 6th type of pony?

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Nothing comes to mind, no.
Is this going anywhere?