Deep breaths…
Watching for cue…
Hi Lyra! Wedding starts in an hour and two minutes, hoping you can make it! We need you here as soon as possible, but don't sweat it if you're a few minutes late!
Wait, what?! I thought I still had two hours!
Crud!
[Slam] [Thud] [Bang]
AH~! [omitted] ow!
[Bang] [Crash]
…
[Thud]
Everything’s still cool! Don’t worry! I’ll be there soon!
[Bang]
Son of a [omitted] what happened to the time?!
Hey, if someone doesn't nag you, then no one will! ... also, it's some sort of memetic I see around the place: "i think a poni should poni poni". I have no idea what it's from, just that it's purpose is to be annoying. So i spruced it up a bit to give some rather specific purpose. I intend to only use it once. ... So, psyched for the wedding? =3
Mostly nervous. I’ve never done a live performance with this level of importance, let alone solo.
I reckon a poni should practice practice. Don't you?
Nag nag nag. I’m getting to it!
And why did you spell it like that?
i would agree with E's statement... I would love to hear you on the radio. you, in my opinion, should be the first choice.
I’m flattered, but I highly doubt too many would agree.
...how's Boscov treating you?
Fine, thank you for asking.
We don’t spend as much time together as I’d like, but I’m so tired after work.
Here’s me betting he’ll take you before me.
That’s absurd. You and your wife are incredibly talented, Mr. Cake!
What's a pony like yourself do equivalent to "dropping it like its hot?" And what kind of beverage do you prefer?
Nothing comes to mind.
And strawberry wine coolers! I like vanilla shakes too. And Pepsi.
You are very important lyra, I would love to hear you on Big Mac's podcast.
That’s very sweet of you, E.
It’s up to him, though, and I just don’t see it happening. Not unless he’s already gone through everypony else, including the other Lyras.
I don’t know whether or not you’ve noticed, but I’m not exactly Miss Equestria when somepony pushes my buttons either.
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AnonymousDid you get in a fight with someone while typing up this post and then accidentally sent it?
*Licks you on the face* Hey Lyra, how are things going between you and Bon Bon? If you two ever need a colt to share in with the fun, I'd be more than happy to satisfy both of you.
AnonymousThis is why ponies should check the Storytime tag before sending me an ask.
Also, no you didn’t.
Well, good i hope you get ready for the wedding youre up to it, i'm almost sure! (; I have not heard about Grunge so i don't know if i like it or not, some links perhaps where i could see?..
This can give you a pretty good idea.
I’m not an enormous fan of it myself. It’s not bad, I just figured I’d ask you a question I could be certain no one else had.
