daixxiii submitted:

Thought you might want to know that there’s a race war going on in Manhatten. It seems that the Lyras have made their own faction among the unicorns.

No offense, but that looks kinda boring.

You don’t get a clever insult, you get a “[omitted] you” and not another second of my day wasted on the matter.

You don’t get a clever insult, you get a “[omitted] you” and not another second of my day wasted on the matter.

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soundoflonesomeness replied to your post: A Mummy and Winnie the Pooh? That’s a weird couple…
that would have been adorable and I would have had to drawn fanart but no.

Well, crud.

Oh well. Maybe next year!

George had a weak point on his back? I just hit him in the face with Grecotch until he decided to hulk out.

I think we’re pushing the forth wall pretty hard right now. Let’s bring it back.

Just be glad you didn't try to dress up as the New Raincoat Killer. The ax would need to be an ornate, burning, dual bladed monstrosity of a weapon to be accurate. Much more ridiculous than the original's weapon of choice.

I think they wouldn’t let me bring that inside.

Also, if my weakpoint was on my back, it’d be pretty easy to hit. My back is always exposed.

Do you ever like...question the fact that you're talking to a wizard so often? In fact, Lyra, do you ever feel like your life is weird or is it all actually pretty normal for you - err, do you enjoy the oddities, I mean?

My life has never been normal. But I don’t think that’s what you’re talking about.

I’ve spoken with quite a few ponies that specialize in the field of magic. What are you driving at?

May you explain to me what the number 2 stands for?

Pooping?

Any context to go with that?

That ax would need to be a bit more rusted in order to be accurate to the one that he was using. Aside from that, good costume.

That would be sort of dangerous to carry into a party.

It’s also not sharpened. Though it is real!

Mustache

You’re doing that irritating thing again.

If you can’t think of anything to send me, wait until you can.

A Mummy and Winnie the Pooh? That's a weird couple...
Anonymous

The mummy costume was just for the kids.

This is my real costume!

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Not that that makes any more sense. If I had known ahead of time, I’d have been Piglet!

I've got to get going now. Special packages to deliver to people in far away places. *hugs you for a second* I know I hug you a lot but that's just cause I always admire you... maybe we could get lunch or dinner or something on that half day wednesday?

Good luck!

Maybe, we’ll have to see.

Really? There's a masquerade? I've been so busy preparing for my rounds at the academy to even know. And even if I had a costume, tonight's when I have to patrol and make sure nopony is causing trouble. Tonight is a terrible night to be dealing with students...

Wait, you’re a musician as well? Because only musicians can get in.

Good luck. I don’t envy your job tonight.

You probably have to get ready for your masquerade now so i porbably have get going soon...

Well, I’m sort of waiting to hear back from Boscov. I sent him a message.

That was fun meeting Luna!

You know, between all the nightmarish terror.

Also, ponies kept confusing me with this pegesus wearing an ancient Egyquine getup.

how often do you smile?
Anonymous

I dunno… Often enough?