What is the worst game you've ever played?

Final Fantasy Tactics Advance.

Hooves down, worst game I’ve ever played. But I generally have a pretty good idea if a game is decent or not and avoid ones that aren’t.

Are you kawaii uguu?
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Probably not. Feel free to check with one of the other Lyras, though!

What if I gave you my soul?

There’d be nothing I could do with it.

I don’t know anything about that kind of magic, and it’s very much illegal and very carefully monitored by…

Well, by seers. I don’t guess there’s any harm in revealing that.

Did the foals of the household get any good loot? (I'm referring to Nightmare Night candy)

Tootsie had a little more trouble, but they both seemed well enough off.

Plus we had some candy left over to add to theirs. You know, give them a little more and even them up.

But they only get to have so much a day.

As interesting as this argument with Twilight is, I’m gonna go to bed.

Plus, it’s kinda hard for me to argue the topic. I never finished The Lord of the Rings and really wasn’t that into it when I was reading it.

OMFG L-Y-R-A!!!!1 (Der r u harpi now?)

You just spelled my name. It’s not the same.

But don’t feel like you have to change for my sake.

Wat?

Seems every time you say my name your slur gets worse or something.

The key to appropriate grammar isn’t being proper, it’s being consistent.

Kawaii Lyrobe.

So inconsistent…

daixxiii submitted:

Thought you might want to know that there’s a race war going on in Manhatten. It seems that the Lyras have made their own faction among the unicorns.

No offense, but that looks kinda boring.

You don’t get a clever insult, you get a “[omitted] you” and not another second of my day wasted on the matter.

You don’t get a clever insult, you get a “[omitted] you” and not another second of my day wasted on the matter.

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soundoflonesomeness replied to your post: A Mummy and Winnie the Pooh? That’s a weird couple…
that would have been adorable and I would have had to drawn fanart but no.

Well, crud.

Oh well. Maybe next year!

George had a weak point on his back? I just hit him in the face with Grecotch until he decided to hulk out.

I think we’re pushing the forth wall pretty hard right now. Let’s bring it back.

Just be glad you didn't try to dress up as the New Raincoat Killer. The ax would need to be an ornate, burning, dual bladed monstrosity of a weapon to be accurate. Much more ridiculous than the original's weapon of choice.

I think they wouldn’t let me bring that inside.

Also, if my weakpoint was on my back, it’d be pretty easy to hit. My back is always exposed.

Do you ever like...question the fact that you're talking to a wizard so often? In fact, Lyra, do you ever feel like your life is weird or is it all actually pretty normal for you - err, do you enjoy the oddities, I mean?

My life has never been normal. But I don’t think that’s what you’re talking about.

I’ve spoken with quite a few ponies that specialize in the field of magic. What are you driving at?

May you explain to me what the number 2 stands for?

Pooping?

Any context to go with that?