So... how bout Tetris on your lyre? theme A ofc.
Added to the request list.
Should be good! When I can get around to it…
I’ve got requests from months ago that I really need to get on.

Anonymous
The same… to you as well?
Are you a prankster? Have you pulled any good pranks?

Anonymous
A few.
Twilight got caught in the cross-fire once when we were younger.
I'm not really sure but I think that the hose anon was either 1. Suggesting that he was going to get you... um... wet OR was using the word hose as slang for something else...

Anonymous
I figured it was a reference to Silence of the Lambs, or to anti-protest law enforcement turning hoses on protesters.
Hey, Star!
Doing music stuff right now. What’s up?
Can you play anything besides the lyre?
oh god it looks like The two Scootaloos are going to fight?

Anonymous
Right there - you JUST responded to a...a wizzerd - I'm just assuming that's a term for some sort of odd wizard. Who is that guy anyway?
He says he’s a pony, but I think he might be a Russian human.
I was doing alright. I started work on a request from a good friend and it’s sounding beautiful!
But these anons… And they won’t leave Boscov alone!
Lyra I heard you were naughty and being naughty means you get the hose.

Anonymous
Oh no! A hose! That would be the most painful, degrading thing that’s ever happened to me!
It's disgusting that you, a unicorn from the refine city of Canterlot, would allow a filthy beast to climb on top of you and then want it to savagely fornicate with you. Where is your class? Where is your dignity? Did he break you and your will?

Anonymous
It isn’t even dinner time yet, and I’m pretty sure you already win the stupid anon award-of-the-day by a landslide.
Is two unicorns horn's touching considered sexual?

Anonymous
It’s improper in public, in the same way rubbing up against somepony else would be.
Edit: In another context, it could be a sign of brute unicorn on unicorn battle.
Lyra bo-byra fee-fifo-fira Lyra!