Ask Lyra

So... how bout Tetris on your lyre? theme A ofc.

thegreengoo-blog-blog-blog

Added to the request list.

Should be good! When I can get around to it…

I’ve got requests from months ago that I really need to get on.

Happy October 23rd!

Anonymous

The same… to you as well?

Are you a prankster? Have you pulled any good pranks?

Anonymous

A few.

Twilight got caught in the cross-fire once when we were younger.

Laugh about diseases.

Anonymous

No thank you.

I'm not really sure but I think that the hose anon was either 1. Suggesting that he was going to get you... um... wet OR was using the word hose as slang for something else...

Anonymous

I figured it was a reference to Silence of the Lambs, or to anti-protest law enforcement turning hoses on protesters.

*nuzzles your neck*

askstarcatcher-deactivated20111

Hey, Star!

Doing music stuff right now. What’s up?

Can you play anything besides the lyre?

askagenericpony-deactivated2012

Little bit of harp, and a little more of sitar.

I should do another sitar piece sometime soon.

oh god it looks like The two Scootaloos are going to fight?

Anonymous

Maybe a competition of some kind, but I don’t think they’d fight.

At least I hope not.

Right there - you JUST responded to a...a wizzerd - I'm just assuming that's a term for some sort of odd wizard. Who is that guy anyway?

exclamationpointman

He says he’s a pony, but I think he might be a Russian human.

Hello Lyra how are you?

paemerbiksem

I was doing alright. I started work on a request from a good friend and it’s sounding beautiful!

But these anons… And they won’t leave Boscov alone!

Lyra I heard you were naughty and being naughty means you get the hose.

Anonymous

Oh no! A hose! That would be the most painful, degrading thing that’s ever happened to me!

It's disgusting that you, a unicorn from the refine city of Canterlot, would allow a filthy beast to climb on top of you and then want it to savagely fornicate with you. Where is your class? Where is your dignity? Did he break you and your will?

Anonymous

It isn’t even dinner time yet, and I’m pretty sure you already win the stupid anon award-of-the-day by a landslide.

Is two unicorns horn's touching considered sexual?

Anonymous

It’s improper in public, in the same way rubbing up against somepony else would be.

Edit: In another context, it could be a sign of brute unicorn on unicorn battle.

Lyra bo-byra fee-fifo-fira Lyra!

theblackstrawberry

Let’s try truck!

So I heard you and Krastos went all the way. How did you even manage that?

Anonymous

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Starcatcher, is this you?