Tell me a happy story with a happy ending that has you in happiness.
Anonymous

Heh heh… Aren’t a whole lot of those…

I can’t think of any right now that I haven’t talked about before, or haven’t happened recently.

Tell me a story.
Anonymous

Once upon a time…

Once upon a time there was a guard…

He saved my life…

I talked to him. It gave me something to do; somewhere to be that wasn’t so dangerous….

He was one of those ponies I offered it to. But he declined. He was… virtuous. In a sense I couldn’t comprehend at that age. At that point in my life.

[Tap] [Tap] [Tap]

They killed him… Broad daylight, they came for him. And he still managed to save me…

[Sniff]

And all I could do was run…

Do you have any friends-with-benefits?
Anonymous

No.

[Audible sigh]

Growing up, there were a few times, but it was never on any regular basis.

Looking back, I don’t even know if it was a mistake or not. I just wanted to give back to a few stallions that really helped me out. It was offered as a gift, and they accepted…

[Audible sigh]

Yeah, I know what that makes me… But I will never do it again.

now tell me lyra, what hurts the most? is it being so close and having so much to say? tell me, how does this make you feel...
Anonymous

Let me see if I can get this right…

It’s hard to deal with the pain of losing you everywhere I go. But I’m doing it. It’s hard to force that smile when I see our old friends and I’m alone.

Still Harder.

Getting up, getting dressed, living with this regret. But I know if I could do it over. I would trade, give away, all the words that I saved in my heart that I left unspoken.

Sorry. Those words don’t quite mean to me what they may mean to you.

I’ll see what I can do.

I’ll see what I can do.

My fave rage face is yours, Lyra.
Anonymous

I’m so glad my discomfort brings you joy.

come on let me hold you, touch you, kiss you, always
Anonymous

No thank you.

askstarcatcher submitted:

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Oh, well there’s the problem with my drawings! It’s so simple!

Do you have any fave rage face?

Not really.

Very profound. Farewell.
Anonymous

Later!

hey, hey, hey, lyra, hey, lyra, hey, hey, hey, lyra, hey, hey, lyra, hey... hi
Anonymous
What is the answer?
Anonymous

There isn’t one. There never was.

I say, Miss Lyra, there are multiverse lawyers?

No.

When importing a product it has to pass regulations put into place in the dimension in which the product is being transported to. It also has to pass regulations put into place for the dimension in which it is produced.

Lawyers might pass between dimensions, but they still belong to the dimension in which they work.

do you know colgate?

Sure!

Haven’t spoken in a while, I don’t guess.

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ask-wizzerd replied to your post: I really would like to know if there is a Wendy’s in Equestria.
And some in n’ out also but they’re only here in canterlot

Never really paid any attention. That or they’re new.