Do perytons exist? I've heard rumors, but I've never seen one myself.
Anonymous

I’d never heard of one until you just said.

Have you ever seen a hippogriff?
Anonymous

I’m going to go with no, but I’m not positive what one would look like.

What about a griffon populated ghetto?
Anonymous

No.

The griffons I saw were adults on business.

Have you ever been to a griffon district?
Anonymous

I’ve met a few griffons before Gilda, but I’ve never heard of a griffon district.

Have you ever had to eat out of the garbage?
Anonymous

A few times. I got terribly sick.

Stealing food is actually safer.

Favorite B-Movie?

Not huge on b-movies. Or really, movies at all.

Can you dance?

Not terribly gracefully, but I can move to the music!

Well those sorts of things should only happen to Earth Ponies.
Anonymous

I disagree, but you knew that before you ever sent the message.

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soundoflonesomeness replied to your post: Once upon a time, there was a mare named Freta, who played the fretboard.
Bahaha… Spicy Ring… this anon is cool

I thought it was pretty clever, too!

Not Pip specifically. Just earth pony street urchins, which are often found in Trottingham.
Anonymous

You know, I was no better than a street urchin for a good deal of my life.

When you have no where to be for most of the day, there aren’t a whole lot of options.

Do you think there's some cosmic reason as to why your life sucked in a way that wasn't even funny?

I hope not.

adventure time, c'mon grab your friends, we'll go to very distant lands, jake the dog and finn the human the fun will never end it's adventure time~
Anonymous
Would you believe this isn’t the first time I’ve been asked this?

Would you believe this isn’t the first time I’ve been asked this?

I must say, I feel terribly sorry for you. The things you suffer both in the past and present should only be reserved for Trottingham earth pony street urchins.
Anonymous

I don’t get what everypony’s problem with Pip is. He’s alright! He’s just a little colt!

Huh? Manos?
Anonymous

Don’t… Don’t worry about it.