1) Because she thinks the government should provide equal pay for equal work? Doesn’t seem like that extreme of a thing.

2) Tootsie: I like the songs on youtube too much. Sorry!

3) These days you might want to clarify which castle.

4) I’m not sure how you being “mark” explains why you and Nightmare Moon are going to find me. Also that sounds like rubbish.

5) Shadowwalker9000, are you at all related to Powerman 5000? Also, being a baby you’re obviously new to this life, so I’ll give you some advise. Ponies don’t like you narrating your life aloud to them. I’ll commend your composition though! You spell very well for a baby!

6) I liked The Rock because even though he was a face, he was also a completely arrogant jerk which made him more interesting.

Incidentally, I also liked The Rock.

Ribbon: Yes, but surely you could have done it, right?

Bon-Bon: The only thing I could have done was told them from the start how unfeasible it was. A chocolate fountain fixture built into the cake is one thing, but a working chocolate waterfall? On a seven layered cake? That might not be impossible, but the cost and time associated with planning, testing and putting something like that together would cost more than anypony having a wedding in Ponyville could afford. Especially under the short notice they had.

Ribbon: Haha! Of course! That was quite a short time to plan a wedding in!

Lyra: Rarity tends to plan a little big, but she’s also not one to shy away from a challenge.

Ribbon: And it all did work out in the end. At least, that’s what the article said.

Lyra: I don’t know first hoof, but Applejack said the ceremonies went without a hitch. And you’d be hard-pressed to challenge Applejack’s word.

Ribbon: Nice to know magazines can still tell the truth sometimes. And it’s so nice of you to join us for once, Lyra.

Lyra: Yeah, I’m usually working on Fridays and the weekend.

Ribbon: Are you? I was under the impression government employees didn’t work on holidays or weekends.

Lyra: I’m actually subcontracted. I work for-

Ribbon: Subcontracted? You poor dear. I’m so sorry. How dreadful.

Bon-Bon: Ribbon…

Ribbon: Oh, it’s not her fault. It’s a terrible system designed to cut corners and underpay employees. You don’t even get any benefits, do you?

Lyra: Well, there’s been some talk about it under the new group that bought the contract, but I don’t know when it’s supposed to start. Right now we’re under probation-

Ribbon: Under probation! You’ve been working there for a year, haven’t you? See? Down right criminal treatment. Ought to be illegal. But, if it’s a government operation, who’s going to call them out on it? It’s tragic, really.

Lyra: Y-yeah…

1) Oh I’m so sure. But no. Actually I’d never hard of it. Which seems fitting.

2) I’m way out of it. Who is John Cena anyway? Is he a face or a heel? He looks like a face. Also, six bits for a few hours of video? That’s hilarious! If I wanted to overpay for little content I’d buy a triple A game!

3) Don’t you read the tags?

thunderymagic:

“Well, these are needed in most jobs though.”

(-Ask box is always open-)

Ah yes! I understand completely!

Oh wait. No I don’t.

1) Wouldn’t it be more clear if you just asked ponies about a date and time? Snow turning to rain isn’t noteworthy. It happens all the time.

Obligatory Sailors.

2) I did not, no. I just don’t really watch others playing games.

3) B: Do you know that? Can you guarantee it? How much time passed between when Princess Twilight lost her powers to Tirek and when Tirek was defeated?

4) I’ve scared myself with a strand of my hair landing wrong more than a few times. But, I mean, how often do you consciously pay attention to your hair? I was literally holding this thing in my mouth.

5) I dom’gtf knmoswae? Basicaiodly itf’s just gfunjniser tghisd waay.*

*I don’t know? Basically it’s just funnier this way.

And these things suck. Seriously. Who designed this? If it had fifteen buttons it could just function off a combination of two keys, instead of also gauging pressure and timing! So simple only a child could do it!

benjamin-note:

ok asklyra, this time i made a real Pokemon video

with my real singing voice this time

Wow! Act 2 and it’s the full version!

Its raining cat!

Hallelujah!

It’s raining cat!

A-gent!

benjamin-note:

–

jk lmao i made this late last night when i didnt have any music on me asklyra :-)

Pokemon!

soundoflonesomeness:

I seriously think one of the best things in life is looking at the art of people who don’t do art very much. Its so cute. Not because they are bad or anything, its just so cool to see how people draw without a lot of experience. It’s a unique look into their mind and perspective of the world. Encourage people to draw please!!

Okay. So I walk through the front door with my bags on my back and an umbrella in my mouth. I turn around to shut the front door and when I turn back I see something out of the corner of my eye! I jump and gasp. Drop the umbrella on the floor. Crash! Drop my bags on the floor. Bang! Dog starts barking and runs to me. Arow-row-row-row! It’s two thirty in the morning and I’ve just woke up the entire house.

And what caused this, you may ask? What was the thing I saw out of the corner of my eye?

The umbrella. The umBRELLA I HAD IN MY MOUTH! I SCARED MYSELF WITH THE UMBRELLA I HAD IN MY OWN MOUTH!

I wouldn’t mind paying 5 bits for a drink that tall!

1) B: Not now. There’s still too much work to be done. There has to be.

2) I have hooves, Strong Nombre. Shouldn’t just typing normally be more of a spectacle?

3) Probably not. Not that I’d know or anything.

kk-slider-covers-nobody-wanted:

Soundsfonts used:

Crash bandicoot 3

Mario Kart DS

Kirby’s Dreamland 3

I actually had Astro Lounge when it came out. I remember my favorite was “Then The Morning Comes“. I wonder if I’d still like it.

Edit: I do!

1) B: I don’t watch television.

2) Got something in mind, do you? I’m sure you know the rules by now.

3) Bon-Bon: Well, I offered to chaperone because Liza expressed interest. But she wound up not going. I was still obligated. It was fun though!

thebestoftumbling:

Beatbox recorder - Medhat Mamdouh

Edited with additional information provided by brassmanticore:

His name is Mehdat Mamdouh, he’s a 22-year-old hip hop and dubstep recorder player from Cairo.  He’s been teaching himself this style since he was 14.  This article links to his social media sites.  He’s on Facebook and YouTube and Soundcloud.