You are a sheep now. With a little green hat and bow!
1) That’s terrible! The State of Michigan deserves better! I’m gonna send you a bunch! Everypony send The State of Michigan a bunch of questions too!
2) I’m kinda sick of not living to stay alive myself.
3) Well, I mean, clearly it’s a trick to get me to move away so I’m out of the picture and she can set Bon-Bon up with some rich jerk. Ribbon couldn’t be more transparent if she chucked a brick through glass. I’m just… having trouble figuring out if that would be a bad thing or not…
4) The Sonic franchise gets a lot of flak, but really there’s some decent games. Even after Sonic 3.
5) B: … I’ll consider it.
Lyra: Say, Bon-Bon? Have you ever thought about moving?
Bon-Bon: What?
Lyra: You know, moving away from Ponyville.
Bon-Bon: Why? Are you trying to get rid of me?
Lyra: Oh no. I was just wondering.
Bon-Bon: Lyra, Ponyville is where my business is. I can’t just drag it around behind me. If I moved to another small town I’d have to start all over again. And if I moved to a big city I’d be driven out of business by competition. I know because that’s exactly what I would do.
Lyra: What about, like, franchising and chains?
Bon-Bon: I suppose that’s possible somewhere down the road. And sure, I’d have to at least move temporarily to help get it started. But I’d have to have a lot of money stored up. And that’s just not happening anytime soon. If ever. Why do you ask? I thought you loved Ponyville.
Lyra: Oh I do! I was just curious, you know, about the future.
Bon-Bon: That’s a lo~ng ways away. I’m focused more on the foreseeable future right now.
Lyra: Oh, okay.
Ribbon: Hello, Lyra.
Lyra: Ribbon! Uh, hey! Bon-Bon’s not here right now-
Ribbon: I know.
Lyra: Liza is out playing, if you need me to-
Ribbon: Oh, no. I came here to talk to you.
Lyra: Oh. Uh…. Okay.
Ribbon: You see, I’ve begun to feel like Tootsie and I don’t spend enough time together.
Lyra: Well, yeah.
Ribbon: Yeah? Like-you-have-no-manners-what-so-… Anyway. I do a fair deal of typing, record keeping, scheduling- you know, things of that nature-
Lyra: Uh huh.
Ribbon: And I thought to myself, “I spend so much time on these details when really, I could hire somepony to do this for me-!“
Lyra: Okay.
Ribbon: And why would I hire just any old pony when I could hire somepony I know? Somepony who I trust with my very child?
Lyra: I don’t think Bon-Bon is going to-
Ribbon: How well do you type? You run your little blog thing, surely you have considerable experience.
Lyra: Well I-
Ribbon: So you type well? Fabulous! How would you like to work for me?
Lyra: I don’t-
Ribbon: I can assure you compensation that far exceeds your current position. And, if you want, I could even begin to teach you some law. Expand your skill set? In time, maybe take over client interviews. Perhaps sit in on a few cases. Maybe even become an attorney yourself.
Lyra: That’s-
Ribbon: And the money! Not just for yourself either. I bet there’s more than a few causes you could help support with bits to spare! Think about that. The opportunity to help others. You’d like that, wouldn’t you?
Lyra: Well, yes-
Ribbon: Splendid! You can pack your things and we’ll find you a nice place in Manehattan to stay.
Lyra: Wait. Leave Ponyville?
Ribbon: Well, of course. I can’t very well have a secretary working way out here. Oh, but you grew up in Canterlot, yes? Manehattan is so much more interesting! The shows, the shopping, the scenery! And so much more secure. How often does this little backwater village get attacked, set on fire, or turned inside-out?
Lyra: I’d… I’d have to-
Ribbon: Think about it? Oh of course! I wouldn’t expect you to just up and leave. No, of course not. But do give it some real consideration, would you? This is no small offer, after a~ll!
Lyra: Yeah… Sure…
Why do you reject your destiny? You and the memes belong. Beneath the skin... you are al-ready... ONE.
Happy birthday! If it's your birthday, that is. If I'm misunderstanding then happy day!
No it certainly was my birthday, and thank you for sending me that message old friend! I appreciate it a lot that you took the time to write me!
In return, I am probably not misunderstanding if I were to say it isn’t yours, so I wish you a happy day!
Thank you very much!
1) Because she thinks the government should provide equal pay for equal work? Doesn’t seem like that extreme of a thing.
2) Tootsie: I like the songs on youtube too much. Sorry!
3) These days you might want to clarify which castle.
4) I’m not sure how you being “mark” explains why you and Nightmare Moon are going to find me. Also that sounds like rubbish.
5) Shadowwalker9000, are you at all related to Powerman 5000? Also, being a baby you’re obviously new to this life, so I’ll give you some advise. Ponies don’t like you narrating your life aloud to them. I’ll commend your composition though! You spell very well for a baby!
6) I liked The Rock because even though he was a face, he was also a completely arrogant jerk which made him more interesting.
Incidentally, I also liked The Rock.
Ribbon: Yes, but surely you could have done it, right?
Bon-Bon: The only thing I could have done was told them from the start how unfeasible it was. A chocolate fountain fixture built into the cake is one thing, but a working chocolate waterfall? On a seven layered cake? That might not be impossible, but the cost and time associated with planning, testing and putting something like that together would cost more than anypony having a wedding in Ponyville could afford. Especially under the short notice they had.
Ribbon: Haha! Of course! That was quite a short time to plan a wedding in!
Lyra: Rarity tends to plan a little big, but she’s also not one to shy away from a challenge.
Ribbon: And it all did work out in the end. At least, that’s what the article said.
Lyra: I don’t know first hoof, but Applejack said the ceremonies went without a hitch. And you’d be hard-pressed to challenge Applejack’s word.
Ribbon: Nice to know magazines can still tell the truth sometimes. And it’s so nice of you to join us for once, Lyra.
Lyra: Yeah, I’m usually working on Fridays and the weekend.
Ribbon: Are you? I was under the impression government employees didn’t work on holidays or weekends.
Lyra: I’m actually subcontracted. I work for-
Ribbon: Subcontracted? You poor dear. I’m so sorry. How dreadful.
Bon-Bon: Ribbon…
Ribbon: Oh, it’s not her fault. It’s a terrible system designed to cut corners and underpay employees. You don’t even get any benefits, do you?
Lyra: Well, there’s been some talk about it under the new group that bought the contract, but I don’t know when it’s supposed to start. Right now we’re under probation-
Ribbon: Under probation! You’ve been working there for a year, haven’t you? See? Down right criminal treatment. Ought to be illegal. But, if it’s a government operation, who’s going to call them out on it? It’s tragic, really.
Lyra: Y-yeah…
1) Oh I’m so sure. But no. Actually I’d never hard of it. Which seems fitting.
2) I’m way out of it. Who is John Cena anyway? Is he a face or a heel? He looks like a face. Also, six bits for a few hours of video? That’s hilarious! If I wanted to overpay for little content I’d buy a triple A game!
3) Don’t you read the tags?
“Well, these are needed in most jobs though.”
(-Ask box is always open-)
Ah yes! I understand completely!
Oh wait. No I don’t.
1) Wouldn’t it be more clear if you just asked ponies about a date and time? Snow turning to rain isn’t noteworthy. It happens all the time.
2) I did not, no. I just don’t really watch others playing games.
3) B: Do
you know that? Can you guarantee it? How much time passed between when
Princess Twilight lost her powers to Tirek and when Tirek was defeated?
4) I’ve
scared myself with a strand of my hair landing wrong more than a few
times. But, I mean, how often do you consciously pay attention to your
hair? I was literally holding this thing in my mouth.
5) I dom’gtf knmoswae? Basicaiodly itf’s just gfunjniser tghisd waay.*
*I don’t know? Basically it’s just funnier this way.
And
these things suck. Seriously. Who designed this? If it had fifteen
buttons it could just function off a combination of two keys, instead of
also gauging pressure and timing! So simple only a child could do it!
ok asklyra, this time i made a real Pokemon video
with my real singing voice this time
Wow! Act 2 and it’s the full version!
