How awkward would it be to meet a colt Lyra?
AnonymousNot as awkward as you’d think.
At least not for me.
Anonymous
Yes, but then again, we don't have any information on how big the room is, how deep are you trying to breathe, how thick are the walls, is there a line for air source,... Wait. I'm really overthinking this, aren't I? Based on practically no information, I'm giving the other anon a little bit too much credit, aren't I?
AnonymousLittle bit, yeah.
Lyra, we should all go on an adventure to find our gender swapped selves.
You go ahead. I’ll catch up.
Breaking stuff and setting stuff on fire is always awesome. In a reasonable way, of course.
AnonymousMore of a last ditch effort, really.
When you’re trapped in a room with no doors or windows, starving isn’t even an issue. You’re going to suffocate. Gotta act fast!
Pssst Lyra Rule 63!
Anonymous…
You know… Out of all the Lyra’s I’ve met, I can’t believe none of them were male!
Edit: Come to think of it… They were all unicorns too! I’m positive I’ve seen an earth pony Lyra around town before…
Edit 2: Well… One of them was a seapony…
I've just read a bit of the backlog, and regarding the Hypothetical Situation (you and Bon Bon be stuck in the door- and window-less room) question, wouldn't be the first thing, that comes to the mind something like "How did we get here in the first place?"
AnonymousI said I’d talk to Bon-Bon first.
But I don’t like being held against my will. If she doesn’t know something, it’s time to break stuff.
So how are things going with Sweetie?
AnonymousStill sort of working on this project. It’s not due tomorrow, though.
Oh, on the subject of Twilight, do you know how i could get in contact with her? I wish to see if i'm capable of learning that handy-looking winking spell.
Walk up to the library and knock.
Law of the puns? sounds interesting... I like.
If I remember right, and I probably don’t because I’m horrible at history, after Princess Celestia banished Princess Luna to the moon she wasn’t the only pony upset. The law was put into place to try and lift spirits. There isn’t really a penalty for ignoring it, but there’s a huge tax break for those that abide by it.
It’s based upon a number of puns per year, but a certain number of those puns have to be different and spaced out over a certain number of days. You can’t just say the same thing over and over again on the last day (that day always being your birthday).
It’s not really enforced, it’s just sort of tradition at this point. Even if somepony accuses somepony else of ignoring the law, there has to be pretty sizable evidence to prove it.
That or the defendant has to be stupid enough to plead guilty.
