I said I’d talk to Bon-Bon first.

But I don’t like being held against my will. If she doesn’t know something, it’s time to break stuff.

Still sort of working on this project. It’s not due tomorrow, though.

Walk up to the library and knock.

Or send her a message.

Not that these are all related. I just don’t feel there’s anything substantial I can add to them.

If I remember right, and I probably don’t because I’m horrible at history, after Princess Celestia banished Princess Luna to the moon she wasn’t the only pony upset. The law was put into place to try and lift spirits. There isn’t really a penalty for ignoring it, but there’s a huge tax break for those that abide by it.

It’s based upon a number of puns per year, but a certain number of those puns have to be different and spaced out over a certain number of days. You can’t just say the same thing over and over again on the last day (that day always being your birthday).

It’s not really enforced, it’s just sort of tradition at this point. Even if somepony accuses somepony else of ignoring the law, there has to be pretty sizable evidence to prove it.

That or the defendant has to be stupid enough to plead guilty.

No foolin’.

Twilight needs to start giving out lessons or something. I mean, I’m pretty bad at it, but you guys are pitiful.

You’re trying too hard.

You…

Welcome to Equestria, land of puns.

…

No, seriously. There’s a law.

I think somepony’s pulling my leg.

Like I said, Pinkie Pie is nice, just a little over-the-top for me.

Applejack is great! I just haven’t spoken with her in a good while. She must be busy with the harvest. I wonder how things are going between her and that Doctor…

Actually, I haven’t spoken with Big McIntosh in a while either.

I don’t exactly have much common ground with any of the Rainbow Dashs.

Scoot is always somewhat elusive. Scoots seems a little too defiant to approach very often, not that I blame her.

I talk with Twilight now and again. She seems to have become a little nicer recently.

I’m not exactly pleased with Rarity at the moment, but at least she resolved that situation (that I’m not going to talk about, so don’t bother asking).

Haven’t spoken much with Fluttershy. I’d be lying if I said I thought half as highly of her as most everypony else seems to, but it’s probably just because we’ve barely said more than a word to one another.

And Bon-Bon is Bon-Bon! She’s my closest friend and roommate!

Insert detailed answer.

Boop-Boop-Boop-Boop-Boooooooooooooooooooop-Click.

Well, I can at least assume you’re talking about Pinkie Pie. No idea who else you’re referring to.

Pinkie’s okay. Little too hyperactive for me.

Well, I guess. But I’ve got a lot of requests piled up, some of them coming from ponies that have done nice things for me and I want to return the favor. Plus I want to get something spooky done soon in celebration of Nightmare Night.

But I’m just so tired… Maybe tomorrow.