Symphony of color
Anonymous

You cheated.

You get this.

Lyra, we should all go on an adventure to find our gender swapped selves.

You go ahead. I’ll catch up.

Breaking stuff and setting stuff on fire is always awesome. In a reasonable way, of course.
Anonymous

More of a last ditch effort, really.

When you’re trapped in a room with no doors or windows, starving isn’t even an issue. You’re going to suffocate. Gotta act fast!

Pssst Lyra Rule 63!
Anonymous

You know… Out of all the Lyra’s I’ve met, I can’t believe none of them were male!

Edit: Come to think of it… They were all unicorns too! I’m positive I’ve seen an earth pony Lyra around town before…

Edit 2: Well… One of them was a seapony…

Granted... thank you!

No problem! Sometimes we just look past the obvious!

Lyra, have you ever gone planking?

Once or twice.

There are worse ways to spend an afternoon.

I've just read a bit of the backlog, and regarding the Hypothetical Situation (you and Bon Bon be stuck in the door- and window-less room) question, wouldn't be the first thing, that comes to the mind something like "How did we get here in the first place?"
Anonymous

I said I’d talk to Bon-Bon first.

But I don’t like being held against my will. If she doesn’t know something, it’s time to break stuff.

So how are things going with Sweetie?
Anonymous

Still sort of working on this project. It’s not due tomorrow, though.

Oh, on the subject of Twilight, do you know how i could get in contact with her? I wish to see if i'm capable of learning that handy-looking winking spell.

Walk up to the library and knock.

Or send her a message.

Not that these are all related. I just don’t feel there’s anything substantial I can add to them.

Not that these are all related. I just don’t feel there’s anything substantial I can add to them.

Law of the puns? sounds interesting... I like.

If I remember right, and I probably don’t because I’m horrible at history, after Princess Celestia banished Princess Luna to the moon she wasn’t the only pony upset. The law was put into place to try and lift spirits. There isn’t really a penalty for ignoring it, but there’s a huge tax break for those that abide by it.

It’s based upon a number of puns per year, but a certain number of those puns have to be different and spaced out over a certain number of days. You can’t just say the same thing over and over again on the last day (that day always being your birthday).

It’s not really enforced, it’s just sort of tradition at this point. Even if somepony accuses somepony else of ignoring the law, there has to be pretty sizable evidence to prove it.

That or the defendant has to be stupid enough to plead guilty.

That "Punestria " anon just killed it.

No foolin’.

There's a law?? O.ô Dear Celest, why have i never herd of it? Is there a punishment for not meeting the r'equine-aments? <=/ (ugh...! Oh, that last one hurt even me x_x)

Twilight needs to start giving out lessons or something. I mean, I’m pretty bad at it, but you guys are pitiful.

Punestria?
Anonymous

You’re trying too hard.

oops i meant question, i was the one who said that big mac and scootaloo were part of the "mane six". naturally it was a lie