Ask Lyra

I think you should take Krastos to a Build-A-Bear.

Anonymous

That might be good for a few laughs!

I mean, it’s not like they don’t make dolls of ponies too.

asksweetiebelle

Anonymous

Not the clip I was looking for.

New tumblr?

Yes, in fact. I want you to stop doing it. Sulking is not good.

Anonymous

I’m in a good mood right now!

Sorry if that isn’t showing.

I'll take your avoiding the answer as a most likely.

Anonymous

No.

Have you ever been payed to choke someone with a belt?

Anonymous

You spelled paid wrong.

Why do ponies send you tumblr blog names?

ask-rainbow-scoots

I have no idea.

I got tired of having nothing to reply with, though.

Sulk.

Anonymous

Anything else you’d care to add?

asktwilight

Anonymous

ask-twilight

asklyra

soundoflonesomeness

askcaptaina

Anonymous

Hm. Interesting.

asktwist

One bon-bon! *Garnishes the drink with pink and blue cocktail stirrers*

askrustynail

Heh heh. Cute.

Thanks!

rainbowdash-answers

Anonymous

askprofessorlyra

Sometimes. I mostly stay in my mansion unless I have urgent business to attend to or get bored.

the-stars-know-all-deactivated2

Cool. Cool.

So do you have urgent business in Ponyville, or are you just bored?

I heard 'ya needed some booze to make the anons more bearable. Will a Rum and Cola help?

askrustynail

Just a bon-bon, please.

Yes it's juvenile. I'm failing to see a point. It's funny and plus... it can give you a break from taking so many things too seriously.

Anonymous

That’s what the booze is for.