I think you should take Krastos to a Build-A-Bear.

Anonymous
That might be good for a few laughs!
I mean, it’s not like they don’t make dolls of ponies too.

Anonymous
Yes, in fact. I want you to stop doing it. Sulking is not good.

Anonymous
I’m in a good mood right now!
Sorry if that isn’t showing.
I'll take your avoiding the answer as a most likely.

Anonymous
Have you ever been payed to choke someone with a belt?

Anonymous
Why do ponies send you tumblr blog names?
I have no idea.
I got tired of having nothing to reply with, though.

Anonymous
Anything else you’d care to add?
One bon-bon! *Garnishes the drink with pink and blue cocktail stirrers*
Sometimes. I mostly stay in my mansion unless I have urgent business to attend to or get bored.
Cool. Cool.
So do you have urgent business in Ponyville, or are you just bored?
I heard 'ya needed some booze to make the anons more bearable. Will a Rum and Cola help?
Yes it's juvenile. I'm failing to see a point. It's funny and plus... it can give you a break from taking so many things too seriously.

Anonymous
That’s what the booze is for.