Ask Lyra

How many anons messages do you delete, because they are too creepy?

Zero.

I’ve only ever deleted a handful of messages ever. Either because they’re insulting to somepony else or because it’s just repetitive spam.

Never fear, Lyra. I shall rescue you from your captor, and then I will show you how much I love you.

Anonymous

…

What?

But you're a very attractive pony. Why don't we have some fun?

Anonymous

Oh, you know. I’m tied down by the old ball-n-chain. Commitment is a shame, isn’t it?

Do I have to explain that as sarcasm or can you keep up on your own?

What's creepy about some flirting?

Anonymous

There’s nothing attractive about cat-calling.

Particularly while behind a mask.

mai waifu

Anonymous

It’s been a while.

Been a while…?

Oh! I gotta listen to that one (parental advisory, extreme language)!

Has anypony ever told you you're a sexy mare?

Anonymous

Actually, yes.

Still a little creepy.

How do you feel about ba bombs?

Anonymous

I forgot how awful this movie was!

Not a bad question to find on a brownie!

I have a nervous habit of fidgeting with my mane.

Do you have a sexually perverted side?

Anonymous

I reserve the right to not answer that on the grounds I’m tired of getting questions about my bedroom activities.

Last recording in celebration of Nightmare Night is done!

Just gotta wait until midnight to upload it.

Do you have a perverted side?

Anonymous

I’ve always deviated greatly from the accepted norm.

Good to hear! I'll start packing everything tonight. Would pineapple and orange sandwiches be okay for lunch?

krastosthegluemaker-blog

That sounds awesome!

Okay, here's a question you hopefully haven't been asked before... How about you, me, and Sweetie go on a nice day-trip to the beach tomorrow? The water might be too cold to swim in, but that won't keep us from having a great day.

krastosthegluemaker-blog

Absolutely!

And cold water won’t stop me from ~~catching a cold~~ going swimming!

What is your lyra made out of?

ethepony

Some kind of metal.

No.

patchoulol

Exactly!