Momma just killed a man. Put a gun against his head, pulled my trigger now he's dead.
Anonymous
Why would you attack the one you love? Oh beloved, do not tell me you are suffering from Stockholm syndrome! But even so, I will not fall! I shall out-power the brain-wash with my wonderful love for you.
AnonymousI have never found more reasons to post this song than I have on this one site alone.
I will fight whatever colt it was that forced you to love him. I will fight and kill him. Afterwards, we can be together, forever, Lyra, and I will show you true love.
AnonymousI’d rather you didn’t.
I’m against violence, and I’d be forced to hurt you.
How many anons messages do you delete, because they are too creepy?
Zero.
I’ve only ever deleted a handful of messages ever. Either because they’re insulting to somepony else or because it’s just repetitive spam.
Never fear, Lyra. I shall rescue you from your captor, and then I will show you how much I love you.
Anonymous…
What?
But you're a very attractive pony. Why don't we have some fun?
AnonymousOh, you know. I’m tied down by the old ball-n-chain. Commitment is a shame, isn’t it?
Do I have to explain that as sarcasm or can you keep up on your own?
What's creepy about some flirting?
AnonymousThere’s nothing attractive about cat-calling.
Particularly while behind a mask.
mai waifu
AnonymousIt’s been a while.
Been a while…?
Oh! I gotta listen to that one (parental advisory, extreme language)!
Do you have a sexually perverted side?
AnonymousI reserve the right to not answer that on the grounds I’m tired of getting questions about my bedroom activities.
