If I wanted to reveal what we talked about, I’d post the audio log (because there’s something wrong with me and I recorded it).

I appreciate all the help everypony offered, but it is still our relationship.

Neither of us want a fling.

We aren’t exactly getting any younger.

Most of my life thus far was spend making ponies miserable.

You can give up if you want, but it won’t solve anything.

And know we know.

I’d like to think she could see though the mask.

It’s a good costume, but it isn’t exactly very concealing, visually.

How would I even do that if I wanted to? You’re anonymous.

natazilla:

anime flapjack

Look at little Bubbie!

Though I’m left wondering why Candy Wife would be a title character.

Oof…

Dayjob.

Don’t quit.

I regret to inform you that it did not.

But I appreciate the implication that I’m so completely one dimensional.

Okay.

I didn’t ask, but thanks for letting me know.

Depends on which pointless horror movie you’re watching.

Ghosts aren’t real.

If I were to hazard a guess, I’d say it’s because you think you can solve a problem that’s simply out of your hooves.

Some things need to just sort themselves out.

Had to look that one up.

Thought maybe it was some long lyrics at first!

I’m sorry, I thought Trick-or-Treating was over for the night. I gave it all to Scoot.

Do you want a soda or something? I can get you a wine cooler if you’re old enough to drink.

From Portal?

As of right now, I’m alright.

I think… I think things are really going to work out for once!

[Sniff]

Ha ha!