I can't seem to help any pony these days... I should just hide in a cave under a rock...

Most of my life thus far was spend making ponies miserable.

You can give up if you want, but it won’t solve anything.

miss lyra. the anon who said "like my status" was making a reference to a comedian. his name is ray william johnson and on one of his recent videos he made a bunch of references to like my status, because of a weird internet video where a very strange man made a lot of "like my status" comments, including one about... genetalia.
I don't know where Sweetie Belle is! She probably doesn't recognize me with this mask on.

I’d like to think she could see though the mask.

It’s a good costume, but it isn’t exactly very concealing, visually.

How would I even do that if I wanted to? You’re anonymous.

How would I even do that if I wanted to? You’re anonymous.

natazilla:
“ anime flapjack
”
Look at little Bubbie!
Though I’m left wondering why Candy Wife would be a title character.

natazilla:

anime flapjack

Look at little Bubbie!

Though I’m left wondering why Candy Wife would be a title character.

They eat spookgheti!!

Oof…

Dayjob.

Don’t quit.

Did this talk involve sex? I think that's the only reason you could be so perky right now.
Anonymous

I regret to inform you that it did not.

But I appreciate the implication that I’m so completely one dimensional.

I love wine coolers!

Okay.

I didn’t ask, but thanks for letting me know.

what do ghosts eat?

Depends on which pointless horror movie you’re watching.

Ghosts aren’t real.

Lyra... why am I so useless when it comes to helping my friends?

If I were to hazard a guess, I’d say it’s because you think you can solve a problem that’s simply out of your hooves.

Some things need to just sort themselves out.

Pinch anna punch for th' first of th' month! =D *bounce*bounce*

Had to look that one up.

Thought maybe it was some long lyrics at first!

Trick or treat!

I’m sorry, I thought Trick-or-Treating was over for the night. I gave it all to Scoot.

Do you want a soda or something? I can get you a wine cooler if you’re old enough to drink.

From Portal?
As of right now, I’m alright.
I think… I think things are really going to work out for once!
[Sniff]
Ha ha!

From Portal?

As of right now, I’m alright.

I think… I think things are really going to work out for once!

[Sniff]

Ha ha!

Ye, I'm inclined to agree with what Anon suggests. For a change. You and Boscov should have a long talk. Not just the "he can read what I post here". But in end, I hope it will be resolved in the way that you are both happy.

We did.

I think this is going to work. I have faith in the both of us.

Seeing as how things don't look like they'll work out with Krastos, wanna try dating an anon?
Anonymous

No.