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Lyra: Okay. That’s all she wrote.

Bon-Bon: I’m excited!

Lyra: Really? I’m embarrassed.

Bon-Bon: Stop stalling and serve the thing!

Lyra: Here. Go nuts.
Bon-Bon: Hmm…
Lyra: It’s awful, isn’t it?
Bon-Bon: Of course not! It’s great! You did a great job.

Lyra: I’m delighted. I feel like a yearling.

Bon-Bon: Lyra, you have to start somewhere.

Lyra: This feels more like the starting point for somepony who’s a fire hazard.

Bon-Bon: It’s about following directions and not looking for a shortcut. When you’ve had experience, then you can start trying new things and going by taste. Real taste. Not lots-of-salt taste. But this was a good step! We’ll build from here!

d20pony:
“Trailblazer’s Cutie Mark and Trailblazer’s Compass affect your roll.
The party decides to head north. A few minutes later, they reach the edge of the forest, and the Everfree Castle Ruins come into view, surrounded by deep...

d20pony:

Trailblazer’s Cutie Mark and Trailblazer’s Compass affect your roll.

The party decides to head north. A few minutes later, they reach the edge of the forest, and the Everfree Castle Ruins come into view, surrounded by deep ravines.

Moonflower: “Cool! How do we get in?”

Windcaller: “Ah… the bridge is on other side of the castle, so we’ll have to walk around to reach the entrance.”

Moonflower: “Ooh! Or we could just fly over there!”

Windcaller: “F-fly?! You can’t be serious…”

Moonflower grins and flaps her wings confidently.


Somepony else rolls a 20 and then you almost screw it up with your roll. Isn’t that just how it always goes?

askfuselight:

“And no, I totally wasn’t procrastinating going to town hall or anything! Y-you can’t prove that I was!”

Act IV: Homecoming

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Not that I think any of this is a good idea, mind you.

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1) Ah, don’t let it get to you. Just go creep.

I’m sorry somepony took your tumblr name. That’s a pretty jerk thing to do.

2) I don’t know, she was pretty insulting. And possibly racist? Of all the useless, old-world ideologies.

Ribbon: It looks just like the pictures. Absolutely amazing, Tootsie!

Tootsie: Liza.

Ribbon: Liza. Yes. I’m just so proud of you!

Tootsie: Thanks!

Ribbon: I mean, you display such proficiency and skill-
Tootsie: Mom.
Ribbon: I can’t imagine you doing anything else!
Tootsie: Mom.
Ribbon: If you’re this good now, just think of what you’ll be capable of in the-
Tootsie: Mom!

Ribbon: Alright, alright. Go grab your things. I’ll carry your horticulture marvel. I’m sure your father will be delighted to see your work! Look Bonnie!

Bon-Bon: I’ve been watching her take care of that flower for the last few months, Ribbon.

Ribbon: But just look here! Where the leaves change color? The book says that’s very hard to do!

Bon-Bon: And that’s wonderful, Ribbon! I’m happy for Liza.

Ribbon: Oh you shush. I’m a mother and I’m proud of my daughter’s work. Nothing more.

Bon-Bon: Right… Can you hurry up and get that thing out of here? Lyra’s been sneezing like mad ever since it bloomed.

Ribbon: Really? Almost a shame to take it then.

Bon-Bon: I don’t know what got between you two, but I don’t like it.

Ribbon: She won’t like it either…

Bon-Bon: I didn’t catch that?

Ribbon: Oh-uh, our maid, dear. She has allergies too. I’m sure she won’t like the flower either. But nothing for you to be concerned with!

I’ve gotten into more trouble that way…

I’ve gotten into more trouble that way…

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1) It was definitely something from the party; I don’t know what. But don’t worry about it. Something was probably just too rich for me. I suck like that.

2) If I could manage to throw up I would have, just to get it out of my system. But thanks.

3) Well, I’ve been gifted D4, Fallout Tactics, Fallout: New Vegas, and Saints Row 2. I got near the end of Digital Devil Saga 1, but I got caught up in side quests and never even played the sequel. Then there’s Shadowrun: Hong Kong. XCOM 2, when it releases. If I could afford a better setup I have a friend that plays The Secret World (but the game overheats my computer), and another friend that plays ARK.

I never got to play all the different factions in Endless Legend, and haven’t even tried the expansions (even though I own one of them). I beat Dark Souls 2 twice and own the season pass, but I never tried the expansions there either. When I last played XCOM I had unlocked the stat and ability randomizers and I wanted to do a run (possibly with the Long War mod) where my soldiers were all tumblr followers, but there just never seems to be any time.

As always, if I can find a small Minecraft community I’d love to hop back on that.

Guess who got sick from something she ate yesterday and had to go to work anyway, on Nightmare Night no less?

I’ll give you a hint-kill me.

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1) I’m off all day Friday so why not? Sounds like fun! It’s a daaaaay of the week.

2) And what a day it was. Kinda felt like every other day, but it wasn’t.

3) Haha, I don’t think so. I’m not letting my hoofsies get cold, especially not for somepony else.

4) Nah. Folks just express themselves in different ways.

And there are so many games I want to play/replay. But I just keep playing Warframe…

5) Never a bother, friend.

Your time has come! I will finally have my revenge! You dare you attack me in cold blood?! Keylime! You popped me in the snoot with a rolled up paper and I found it uncomfortable and mildly startling!
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1) This is Lyra the Pony with a reminder that only YOU can prevent forced memes!

2) What if I’m not a decker? jk, chummer, im tots a decker

3) Speaking of memes, where did this gem even come from? Do you want her to say it while singing, crying or singing while crying?

4) Are you calling me stupid or weak?

papertownsy:

THIS IS REBLOG RELEVANT FOR ONLY TODAY IN THE WHOLE OF HUMAN HISTORY AND ITS FUTURE

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Seems we have some conflicting views here.

For what it’s worth, my online buddy (who I’ve mentioned a few times) told me extensively about the game days before all the fan art and screenshots blew up all over tumblr. So it was already ruined for me.

So I was listening to the radio at work and this song came on and I was just… woah. Far from being one of the millions of songs about love, or how cool you are, this song is about social anxiety. And if that was all it would be pretty interesting on that note alone, but it also sounds amazing!

If you haven’t heard this yet, listen to it!