It’s something to do with an alternate self’s last name or somethin’.
I’m an orphan. I don’t have a surname; I was never given one.
It’s something to do with an alternate self’s last name or somethin’.
I’m an orphan. I don’t have a surname; I was never given one.
I’m not literally going to hit you, Strawberry!
Fortunately, I have strong willpower.
Strawberry, I’m half a breath away from backhooving you.
I’m not pregnant.
Are you mad? I only make five bits a day!
I talked to her after. She was alright.
Yeah, I’m tots pregnant. We’ve been hiding it because of reasons.
Look. Even if a bear and a pony could have a child, there’s a very high chance that I’ll never be able to.
I’m not explaining it any further than that.
It was pretty fun! I got to watch Sweetie and Rarity compete in that Sisterhood thingy. They almost won! They were so~ close!
Also, I got to talk to Granny Smith in person! She’s awesome! She is clearly best pony.
They’re artisan crafted; they don’t have a brand.
They were hoof-made by a mare named Cithara in Canterlot. She’s just about the only pony that makes neck-less lyres. If you own one, odds are she made it.
I mean, I don’t want to sound ungrateful, but a real message would be nice.
At this point, it’s just becoming spam.