Eh, suit yourself. Guess it's better that I don't risk loosing 80 bits because somepony got a perfect score, haha. *leans my proof of purchase hat over my eyes and dozes off again*

Fortunately, I have strong willpower.

Lyra... Congrats... I didn't know you were... with foal...

Strawberry, I’m half a breath away from backhooving you.

I’m not pregnant.

watch?v=C4SW5HC93V4 Hey, you look like you can use a crossbow. Care for a bit of target practice? Only 20 bits to try.

Are you mad? I only make five bits a day!

Did you notice Granny Smith poke her eye out at the Sisterhooves Social? As terrible as it sounds, I laughed hysterically at it. I sure hope she's alright...

I talked to her after. She was alright.

oh... okay.

Not sure to what you refer.

IT BEGINS
Anonymous

Okay.

Boscov keeps on denying the possibility of you two having a foal. Is he trying to hide something?
Anonymous

Yeah, I’m tots pregnant. We’ve been hiding it because of reasons.

Look. Even if a bear and a pony could have a child, there’s a very high chance that I’ll never be able to.

I’m not explaining it any further than that.

How was your day? What are you up to today?

It was pretty fun! I got to watch Sweetie and Rarity compete in that Sisterhood thingy. They almost won! They were so~ close!

Also, I got to talk to Granny Smith in person! She’s awesome! She is clearly best pony.

I'm sorry. Here's an actual question, then: What brand of lyre do you favor, and why?
Anonymous

They’re artisan crafted; they don’t have a brand.

They were hoof-made by a mare named Cithara in Canterlot. She’s just about the only pony that makes neck-less lyres. If you own one, odds are she made it.

Lyra pony is best pony.
Anonymous

I mean, I don’t want to sound ungrateful, but a real message would be nice.

At this point, it’s just becoming spam.

Okay then, good night best pony!

Good night, best Strawberry!

Hello best pony! how are you?

Little sleepy.

Guess I’m going to bed here in a minute.

that face when you typed bear instead of beer. I have it. Whatever it is.
Anonymous

Are you serious?! I thought it was intentional!

Okay.
Askenderbro.

Okay.

Askenderbro.

Sometimes I just like to go home and crack open a cold bear, sit on my porch and drink it. Yellin' at the little children who go on my lawn, and just relaxin in general.
Anonymous

[Insert joke where the punchline has something to do with polar bears]