IT BEGINS
AnonymousOkay.
Boscov keeps on denying the possibility of you two having a foal. Is he trying to hide something?
AnonymousYeah, I’m tots pregnant. We’ve been hiding it because of reasons.
Look. Even if a bear and a pony could have a child, there’s a very high chance that I’ll never be able to.
I’m not explaining it any further than that.
How was your day? What are you up to today?
It was pretty fun! I got to watch Sweetie and Rarity compete in that Sisterhood thingy. They almost won! They were so~ close!
Also, I got to talk to Granny Smith in person! She’s awesome! She is clearly best pony.
I'm sorry. Here's an actual question, then: What brand of lyre do you favor, and why?
AnonymousThey’re artisan crafted; they don’t have a brand.
They were hoof-made by a mare named Cithara in Canterlot. She’s just about the only pony that makes neck-less lyres. If you own one, odds are she made it.
Lyra pony is best pony.
AnonymousI mean, I don’t want to sound ungrateful, but a real message would be nice.
At this point, it’s just becoming spam.
that face when you typed bear instead of beer. I have it. Whatever it is.
AnonymousAre you serious?! I thought it was intentional!
Sometimes I just like to go home and crack open a cold bear, sit on my porch and drink it. Yellin' at the little children who go on my lawn, and just relaxin in general.
Anonymous[Insert joke where the punchline has something to do with polar bears]
Nope, I don’t hibernate.
Well that’s a relief!
I want to say eight or nine. But I’ve never seen the little red message notification number go above four or so.
Then again, I check here several times through out the day.
Howdy! Has anypony ever composed a song for you? And if so, was it weird or sweet? - AJ
Starcatcher wrote down some lyrics for a song that was, I think, inspired by me.
But no. Nopony’s ever composed a song for me in particular. Or even played one for me.
