Okay.
Yeah, I’m tots pregnant. We’ve been hiding it because of reasons.
Look. Even if a bear and a pony could have a child, there’s a very high chance that I’ll never be able to.
I’m not explaining it any further than that.
It was pretty fun! I got to watch Sweetie and Rarity compete in that Sisterhood thingy. They almost won! They were so~ close!
Also, I got to talk to Granny Smith in person! She’s awesome! She is clearly best pony.
They’re artisan crafted; they don’t have a brand.
They were hoof-made by a mare named Cithara in Canterlot. She’s just about the only pony that makes neck-less lyres. If you own one, odds are she made it.
I mean, I don’t want to sound ungrateful, but a real message would be nice.
At this point, it’s just becoming spam.
Are you serious?! I thought it was intentional!
[Insert joke where the punchline has something to do with polar bears]
Nope, I don’t hibernate.
Well that’s a relief!
I want to say eight or nine. But I’ve never seen the little red message notification number go above four or so.
Then again, I check here several times through out the day.
Starcatcher wrote down some lyrics for a song that was, I think, inspired by me.
But no. Nopony’s ever composed a song for me in particular. Or even played one for me.


