Chocolate rain.
Anonymous

Ruin’s my mane.

Does the fact Krastos has only one eye ever bother you?
Anonymous

No. I mean, it makes me sort of sad, but it doesn’t bother me.

Well, what else is there to do? Ask you what you consider to be the best toothpaste brand?
Anonymous

Crest.

What is your favorite Pokemon?

I’m gonna go with Jolteon, but I sort of lost interest after R/B/Y.

Jolteon had Pin Missile and had enough life to not get crushed by psychic Pokemon. Unlike, for example, Beedrill, who I still also liked.

And of course my Mewtwo had the ultimate fire, ice, and psychic attacks (plus recover), making Slowpoke, Slowbro, and Jinx the only Pokemon he couldn’t roll over like a truck.

rainbow scootaloo
Anonymous

Getting kind of bored of these, “send Lyra a tumblr name” messages.

lol :)

Lol you say?

You're both green ponies. Green ponies are best ponies.
Anonymous

Hmm…

You may be on to something…

Nope your still the best pony.
Anonymous

I think Granny Smith is best pony.

s-so is heartstrings your family name or a stage name like dj pon-3?

It’s something to do with an alternate self’s last name or somethin’.

I’m an orphan. I don’t have a surname; I was never given one.

Oh.. Sorry.. I couldn't tell you were sarcastic, I thought you were serious! Please dont backhoof me..

I’m not literally going to hit you, Strawberry!

Eh, suit yourself. Guess it's better that I don't risk loosing 80 bits because somepony got a perfect score, haha. *leans my proof of purchase hat over my eyes and dozes off again*

Fortunately, I have strong willpower.

Lyra... Congrats... I didn't know you were... with foal...

Strawberry, I’m half a breath away from backhooving you.

I’m not pregnant.

watch?v=C4SW5HC93V4 Hey, you look like you can use a crossbow. Care for a bit of target practice? Only 20 bits to try.

Are you mad? I only make five bits a day!

Did you notice Granny Smith poke her eye out at the Sisterhooves Social? As terrible as it sounds, I laughed hysterically at it. I sure hope she's alright...

I talked to her after. She was alright.

oh... okay.

Not sure to what you refer.