Lyra I missed you so much... Uh... didn't know I was going to end up at your work. *gives you a quick hug* I really hope we can hang out this weekend. I'm going to be busy today but not so much tomorrow.

I might be busy. I’ll have to get back to you.

But its great to see you! Even if you are technically trespassing. You should probably go before you and I get in trouble.

Hey Lyra, do you have anything planned this weekend?

Well, I’ll find out tonight if Sweetie is coming back or going with her parents.

I won’t know until then.

When are you gonna get married?
Anonymous

You have to realize I’ve dated ponies for over a year before with no talk of marriage.

If it happens, its gonna be a while.

*a small circle with a rune appears behind you, then strawberry is there* Hello Lyra, how are you?

Strawberry!

I mean, it’s nice to see you but I’m at work!

How was your day?
Anonymous

Yesterday was pretty trying. Today might be better. At a high school this time.

Lyra don't be, you have your own life, I have had my own... I reap what I sow which sometimes is good, but sometimes bad.

Don’t we all.

Technically yes. I am possessed.

That’s awful. I’m so sorry…

Um... more or less my insanity stems from my friends who I probably hurt in the war. Each one a separate voice warning me about dangers of magic and a constant reminder im a terrible pony. i have to magically summon them and beg for forgiveness. more or less take down a will and make amends. eventually i'll be able to get my power back.. i'll tell you when that happens though.

Ah… Wow… That’s…

How does that even work? Were you possessed or something?

Well it depends. I might be able to get everything done in one try but it's not up to me...

Obviously I have no idea what you’re talking about.

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Prank you? I wouldn’t dream of it! I’m hurt, Lyra! :o

Right… I await your retaliation with bated breath.

Well we're not friends yet are we?
Anonymous

It’s an expression.

Call me Lyra.

It doesn’t sound like things went so well…

It doesn’t sound like things went so well…

I’m glad you get a kick out of it.
High octane nightmare fuel? I mean, a little unsettling sure, but they aren’t that bad.

I’m glad you get a kick out of it.

High octane nightmare fuel? I mean, a little unsettling sure, but they aren’t that bad.

I guess that makes sense. I'm going to guess that it doesn't extend to the euphemisms like hay, horse apples, etc.

They do to some, but neither of those are necessarily euphemisms for anything terribly coarse.

Would you censor all instances of (insert letter here)-word? Or just those that you know have curse words as a likely intended meaning?

All. I don’t want to have to dissect somepony’s sentence structure to see if they’re using coarse language.