Sure, if it's not too much trouble~
Lyra, hi :)

Hello, Flappy! Wanna hear a recording?

40 plays

Sweetie on Percussion.

Boscov on Tuba.

Mint on Guitar and Bass (two separate recordings).

La mean fire. Vos mean big.

I would love to spend tomorrow night with you. And as for the bowling... At least you didn't drop a bowling ball on yourself... Thankfully, the ice pack is helping with that.

I’m really sorry about that. So is Sweetie, obviously.

Thrust through the heavens with your spirit
Anonymous

Nah.

I got something, though.

How was your day, Incidental Unicorn #2?
Anonymous

Well, I got to make Sweetie Belle feel better about herself by bowling horribly.

Of course, that wasn’t intentional.

I had a real nice evening with you and Sweetie.

Me too, sort of.

That was the worst score I’ve ever bowled!

And since I got to spend time with you and Sweetie tonight, maybe tomorrow I can spend time with just you?

I was told, that's it's never a good idea to feed the trolls, Miss Lyra. But, I guess, that doing it once in a blue moon is fine :D

Trolling is all about perspective. Even if a troll trolls you, you can only be trolled if you accept it.

I can't do that to you... I already stopped you from playing... I'm sorry... I won't ruin a date.

I… I don’t want to just leave you like this.

FOLLOW ME. SET ME FREE. TRUST ME AND WE WILL ESCAPE FROM THE CITY.
Anonymous

I’LL MAKE IT THROU~GH! PROVE IT TO YO~U! FOLLOW ME~!

why do you censor?
Anonymous

Why don’t you?

I'm going to get going now since you have that date...

I’m sorry, Strawberry…

Uh… Maybe you can come along or something?

Well, I’d say he’s about-…
Oh [omitted]! My date!

Well, I’d say he’s about-…

Oh [omitted]! My date!

Close to spectacular? How so?
Anonymous

Open your eyes, spectacular’s right in front of you.

Just a heads up, I’m not doing this entire exchange with you. It’s not incredibly long, but it goes back and forth quite a few times.

Lyra... I just don't know what to do... This has never happened to me before...

I don’t know what to tell you. Nothing like that has ever happened to me either.