*marches around, wearing the bremen mask and playing a marching parade music with my ocarina*

You see the strangest things walking home at night.

I am feeling better, in a way. I'm working my hardest to fix what I screwed up. It's not something I'm proud of whatsoever. Erm, how's Sweetie Belle and Boscov?

Well, Sweetie might not be updating her page in a while, but she’s fine. Just focusing on the real world right now.

Boscov is great! I was just heading home from visiting with him, actually. Sweetie and I are going to his place tomorrow night for dinner!

Lyra?, I was thinking m-maybe you can preform for my wedding?

Another wedding?

Have we met before?

You want to do it in the butt? Ooookay!
Anonymous

That’s funny. I don’t recall saying that.

*Patiently waits for Lyra to get back to me on that* Are you going to get back to me on that soon?
Anonymous

Yeah, everything’s cool. I just needed to check something.

Anyway, I’m walking on sunshine because I’m in a good mood. Though admittedly, there’s not a whole lot of sunshine left considering it’s nighttime.

Why are you walking on sunshine?
Anonymous

Let me get back to you on that.

Intercourse creates children.
Anonymous

That is the typical method for mammals.

How are you walking on sunshine?
Anonymous
Hi Lyra! I feel bad for not talking to you in a while, so... How are you?

I’m alright. How are you? I… Um… I heard some things…

Already went to my old high school. Was a little weird seeing some of my old teachers, even if we didn’t get a chance to speak.
Chances of that happening at my old primary school are a lot less likely, considering the time difference. I’ve been...

Already went to my old high school. Was a little weird seeing some of my old teachers, even if we didn’t get a chance to speak.

Chances of that happening at my old primary school are a lot less likely, considering the time difference. I’ve been having some memories of it’s layout, though. Where carriages parked, and such.

vat do u meen wit vad engrish?

It’s like the older brother saying a swear because he heard the younger sibling do it and everypony laughed.

It’s not funny. You know better than that.

It’s just so inconsistent.
This is why speech detection software isn’t for everypony.
Tomorrow will be strange, though. I’m going to be working at my old primary school in Canterlot.

It’s just so inconsistent.

This is why speech detection software isn’t for everypony.

Tomorrow will be strange, though. I’m going to be working at my old primary school in Canterlot.

Hi, Miss Lyra. I can see that this is bad english weekend. I hope you don't mind pointing you at some Bad English? /watch?v=cu6pclWsxzs
So, you're walking on sunshine, and you know for sure that somepony loves you?
Anonymous

Well, I’ve known the second part.

Mostly the first.

OK!!?1 bat remprobe 2 kell sum prepz sow u dant bcum an anogle lik Soariun.

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