You're having Sweetie eat dinner with a bear? She might start to imitate it, and then her table manners will be ruined FOREVER! Please reconsider what you're doing, Lyra.
Anonymous

What exactly are you implying?

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*breaks in window and buries his face in her plot*
Anonymous

After Mister Bruce Wayne was kind enough to donate a metric ton of money, I had all the windows replaced with reinforced, enchanted, impact-proof glass.

Have fun trying to break it. I’m going to call the guard.

Hey Lyra, how have things been going? c:

Great! Thanks for asking!

How are you Fluttershy? I don’t suppose we talk all that often.

*slaps flank* Nice and plump~
Anonymous

Thanks. I try to do some exercises every now and again.

By the way, I got home like ten minutes ago. Gonna have to be faster than that if you’re going to attempt to sexually assault somepony.

And get your nose broken.

O~h! Mister Krinkle! Of course! Sorry about that. Not that I ever understood what was being said in that song.
Primus’ got some good stuff! (That doesn’t involve cursing)

O~h! Mister Krinkle! Of course! Sorry about that. Not that I ever understood what was being said in that song.

Primus’ got some good stuff! (That doesn’t involve cursing)

Why isn't Boscov walking you home? Doesn't he care if you get mugged or something?
Anonymous

No offense to Boscov, but if something manages to take me out, there’s not a whole lot he’d be able to do.

I’m not the helpless filly from years past. I wouldn’t be around if I still was.

Ma, don't you recognize me, your own daughter?! Wait, you're a unicorn! I apologize miss, it's just your green, and I tend to mistake ponies very easily.
Anonymous

It’s alright. Though you might not want to try telling all that to Granny Smith.

Some random person comes up to you and starts wailing about protecting the children from demons so that they don't wind up like them, and that's not creepy? If that's not creepy, what is?

Maybe it’s just a misunderstanding, or they could be rehearsing lines for a play.

cutiepoxes!
Anonymous

Heard that’s what Applebloom had.

I’d never heard of it personally, and to be honest I don’t think anypony else had either. But you don’t need a high school education to know that when something has the word ‘pox’ in it, you run.

hey-ho mister krinkle have you heard the brand new sound? it's a cross between jimmi hendrix, boccephus, cher, and james brown, it's called heavy hometown new wave cold filtered low calorie dry. tell me mister krinkle tell my why?
Anonymous

Scripture?! Are you quotin’ scripture?!

I don't get the reference of the demon-anon, and quite frankly, it's pretty creepy.

Eh… It hasn’t crossed the line to creepy yet for me.

If his name is Krastos, why do you call him Boscov? Does that mean something in another language?
Anonymous
This isn't a reference! The demons are coming, Ma! And I don't want them harming my foals!
Anonymous

Why are you calling me ‘Ma’ and badgering me in the street in the middle of the night? I just want to go home. I have work in the morning.

The demons, mama Smith, the demons are coming! Take care of the foals! Tell them we're sorry, but their mother and father are going to die for the awful things they've done! I don't want them to be like us. Keep them safe.
Anonymous

Yet another reference I don’t get.

Methinks creepy anon was making a reference to a certain techno-comedy song by an artist called Samwell.

I’ll take your word for it. Thanks for letting me know, though!