Ask Lyra

Some random person comes up to you and starts wailing about protecting the children from demons so that they don't wind up like them, and that's not creepy? If that's not creepy, what is?

ibsosorry-deactivated20121118

Maybe it’s just a misunderstanding, or they could be rehearsing lines for a play.

cutiepoxes!

Anonymous

Heard that’s what Applebloom had.

I’d never heard of it personally, and to be honest I don’t think anypony else had either. But you don’t need a high school education to know that when something has the word ‘pox’ in it, you run.

hey-ho mister krinkle have you heard the brand new sound? it's a cross between jimmi hendrix, boccephus, cher, and james brown, it's called heavy hometown new wave cold filtered low calorie dry. tell me mister krinkle tell my why?

Anonymous

Scripture?! Are you quotin’ scripture?!

I don't get the reference of the demon-anon, and quite frankly, it's pretty creepy.

ibsosorry-deactivated20121118

Eh… It hasn’t crossed the line to creepy yet for me.

If his name is Krastos, why do you call him Boscov? Does that mean something in another language?

Anonymous

Answered this pretty recently.

This isn't a reference! The demons are coming, Ma! And I don't want them harming my foals!

Anonymous

Why are you calling me ‘Ma’ and badgering me in the street in the middle of the night? I just want to go home. I have work in the morning.

The demons, mama Smith, the demons are coming! Take care of the foals! Tell them we're sorry, but their mother and father are going to die for the awful things they've done! I don't want them to be like us. Keep them safe.

Anonymous

Yet another reference I don’t get.

Methinks creepy anon was making a reference to a certain techno-comedy song by an artist called Samwell.

ibsosorry-deactivated20121118

I’ll take your word for it. Thanks for letting me know, though!

*marches around, wearing the bremen mask and playing a marching parade music with my ocarina*

askgreenlink-blog

You see the strangest things walking home at night.

I am feeling better, in a way. I'm working my hardest to fix what I screwed up. It's not something I'm proud of whatsoever. Erm, how's Sweetie Belle and Boscov?

hornuraakemi

Well, Sweetie might not be updating her page in a while, but she’s fine. Just focusing on the real world right now.

Boscov is great! I was just heading home from visiting with him, actually. Sweetie and I are going to his place tomorrow night for dinner!

Lyra?, I was thinking m-maybe you can preform for my wedding?

ask-miss-cynthia-shy-blog

Another wedding?

Have we met before?

You want to do it in the butt? Ooookay!

Anonymous

That’s funny. I don’t recall saying that.

*Patiently waits for Lyra to get back to me on that* Are you going to get back to me on that soon?

Anonymous

Yeah, everything’s cool. I just needed to check something.

Anyway, I’m walking on sunshine because I’m in a good mood. Though admittedly, there’s not a whole lot of sunshine left considering it’s nighttime.

Why are you walking on sunshine?

Anonymous

Let me get back to you on that.

Intercourse creates children.

Anonymous

That is the typical method for mammals.