If he has, I didn’t realize it was him.

But I’m fine. How are you, E?

I can understand that.

It’s not common for ponies, no.

Typically it’d take a unicorn’s magic to maintain the balance and speed necessary to match a Griffon. But if it’s a unicorn fighting, usually they’d be throwing around magic spells at a distance. Plus, unicorns aren’t exactly renounced for their physical prowess. Takes yet another spell to give them the kind of strength to stand up against what an earth or pegusus pony would be capable of. Which means being effective in two specific fields of magic.

Pegesus can box effectively, but typically their style of combat involves a lot of dives and grabs to throw their opponent off balance.

‘Nother reference I don’t get.

I don’t exactly have a lot of work experience.

Best job was working at the castle. Worse job is the one I have now.

Those are the only two jobs I’ve ever had.

A question that’s just good is something I haven’t been asked before.

A great question is well thought out and something I can give detailed input on.

A life is a life. It doesn’t matter if you believe in souls or afterlives. All life is sacred.

Except for bees. Bees can die. Go right ahead and eat as many bees as you can shove in your mouth.

Just answering a few questions before I go to work.

Have a good day, everypony!

I have some informal training in boxing.

But no.

Even if I knew she wasn’t, no.

There’s no way a robot could have emotions like her.

To what extent?

I mean, when Rarity and Applejack switched places during that relay-race, I certainly couldn’t tell the difference.

Maybe…

I mean, probably.

Redirect their misguided adoration to somepony that can actually help.

I ate some nachos and had the opportunity to spell my name real good.

F-R-E-D

F-R-E-D-B-U-R-G-E-R

Fred Fredburger-Yes!

Eh, not bad. (Warning: coarse language)

The tracks sounded better individually, though.