Yo Lyra, what's up?

Just answering a few questions before I go to work.

Have a good day, everypony!

Would you ever try taking up wrestling?
Anonymous

I have some informal training in boxing.

But no.

Do you think Sweetie Belle could be a robot?
Anonymous

Even if I knew she wasn’t, no.

There’s no way a robot could have emotions like her.

Are you good at telling whether or not someone is wearing a disguise?
Anonymous

To what extent?

I mean, when Rarity and Applejack switched places during that relay-race, I certainly couldn’t tell the difference.

If you had the money, would you become a philantrophist?
Anonymous

Maybe…

I mean, probably.

What would you do if some young filly approached you and begged to become your apprentice?
Anonymous

Redirect their misguided adoration to somepony that can actually help.

How was your day, Fred?
Anonymous

I ate some nachos and had the opportunity to spell my name real good.

F-R-E-D

F-R-E-D-B-U-R-G-E-R

Fred Fredburger-Yes!

/watch?v=DdLItBSdW9s
Anonymous

Eh, not bad. (Warning: coarse language)

The tracks sounded better individually, though.

Hey Lyra, I love it up here, how about you? (I live in Canada by the way)

Uh… Yeah. Ponyville is pretty nice.

Don’t know about calling it “up here”, though.

Lyra, how can I help make you happier?

Stop worshiping the ground I trot on and be happier yourself.

I want a friend, not a religious follower.

Wow! I got a bunch of messages!

Sorry! After Sweetie and I left Boscov’s (after a delightful dinner) I popped on to Minecraft and ran into Scooc! We played for hours! Found an abandoned mineshaft, retrieved some melon seeds, fought hoards of poisonous spiders. It was a blast!

I’ll have to get to the messages tomorrow; I gotta get to bed. I have work in the morning!

ur waifu, ber husbando?
Anonymous

Uh-uh.

Hey Lyra, sorry it's taken so long, but the green bean casserole is just about done.

Alright, Sweetie and I will be over in a jiffy!

oh yeah... my mistake. You still are going to be though, and I dont think there's much I can do to change that...

You could stop raising me up on a pedestal and just see me as an equal.

I know, but you are my friend, my hero, my idol. Unless you decide to teach me and/or adopt me, what else could i ask for? I admire every part of you!

I could just be your friend. I don’t need to be your hero, and certainly not your idol.

Also… Maybe watch your wording on that last sentence…